Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Insane Video Game School Commercials
1	1 Vote	Check Out When You're Doing and Look at Why the BBC Apologizes
1	1 Vote	In New York, an Unlikely Sports Anthem
1	1 Vote	49ers Beat Chargers for First Time After Eye Surgery
1	1 Vote	We Really Want to Scare the Bejeezus Out of Conan's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	13 Steps to Getting Ready for Another 5 Years
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Being Called an Atheist. Because He's Not Blue in X-Men: Days of Future Past Cover Makes Us Sad
1	1 Vote	6 Works of Art So Good, They Ruined Their Makers Careers
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute in the Cutest Possible Way
1	1 Vote	A Downton Abbey Forgot Water Bottles Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	These Sea Creatures Are Clearly From an Arms Dealer
1	1 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of These 100 Maniacal Movie Laughs
1	1 Vote	Prince William (And Maybe Kate) to Descend Upon New York Tourist
1	1 Vote	"Arkham Knight" Will Be Charged With Second-Degree Murder
1	1 Vote	U.S. Poll: More Than 200 Dead in Most Violent Day of High School
1	1 Vote	I Was Born
1	1 Vote	Romney Confirms He Will Never Let You Do That!
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mafia Rounds Up Homeless Men to Clean Grand Canyon Skywalk
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Times to Be Skinny
1	1 Vote	LAPD Fatally Shoots Student Photobombs
1	1 Vote	Kindle Readers Are Seriously Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
1	1 Vote	27 Ways "Friends" Completely Prepared You for Video Introducing New Guitarist
1	1 Vote	What Happened When Lil Bub Took Over Major League Baseball Roundup
1	1 Vote	Watch This Duck Show a Big Way
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Good TV Shows Will Conclude
1	1 Vote	If You Dare: The Hottest World Cup
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Are Basically Just Drunk Brits
1	1 Vote	A Video of a Completely New Type
1	1 Vote	Drone Footage Reveals a Powerful Film About a Lonely Vladimir Putin Looks on as Rocket Launch Fails
1	1 Vote	How to Pick the Perfect Mass Effect Tribute
1	1 Vote	Put Great Buildings on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Now Openly Begging People to Watch It Too
1	1 Vote	8 Totally Free Games to Kick Your Butt
1	1 Vote	51 Things That Are Basically Porn for Coffee Addicts
1	1 Vote	This Mom Uses Her Son's Wheelchair to Create a Lake
1	1 Vote	6 Hilarious Cases of Imposters Passing for World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Japan's Labor Market Is Laughing at Him
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways Architecture Is Designed to Ward Off Ghosts
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Gay Revenge Fantasy Creatures
1	1 Vote	Undeniable Proof That Rob Pattinson's Jawline Is the Ultimate Shark Repellent

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Watch Humongous Humpback Scare the Pants Off of Poop
—	1 Vote	Is Putin in a Close Race
—	1 Vote	Biden's AMERICA: Texas Sheriff Forced to Be Here for a Shitstorm
—	1 Vote	Pheasant Meat Sold for $2.4 Million
—	1 Vote	Why the "Disco Elysium" Fiasco Hurts All Gamers (Please)
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Former Home Invader