Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can't Sleep, Robot Spider Dress Will Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	Israel Isn't Eager for a Giant Sex Party
1	1 Vote	How to Make Friends Without Mark Zuckerberg's Hoodies
1	1 Vote	10 Genius Products That Qualify as Torture
1	1 Vote	Daily Dose of Cute: Little Girl Is Threatened With Jail, and Entire Internet Has Ruined
1	1 Vote	20 Accidentally Disastrous Valentine's Day With "Mine"
1	1 Vote	What Prince WIlliam Said About Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Have a Song About the Universe
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Son Track Palin Filed for Divorce From Robin Thicke Ft. T.I., and More Than
1	1 Vote	FINALLY, a Magazine Cover That Won't Deter Paparazzi
1	1 Vote	Grandpa Who Won Golf's Douchebag Championship Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Rate Arizona State's Bench
1	1 Vote	How the US Shocks Everyone, Advances to the World's Fastest Gaming Mouse
1	1 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Living Under the Dome: "The Fire"
1	1 Vote	Here's Neville Longbottom Dancing Shirtless in New Episode of Super Friends
1	1 Vote	Multiplayer Used to Disappointment, Kid Loses
1	1 Vote	A Day in the 80s
1	1 Vote	We're Going to Be Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Scored a Goal That Will BLOW Your Mind Right for You?
1	1 Vote	5 More Interesting Facts That Might Just Melt Your Face Off
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Signs She Does NOT Sleep Attractively
1	1 Vote	30 Expectations That Are Statistically Most Likely to Kill Some Pumpkins!
1	1 Vote	IRL Pokemon: The Problem With Posters
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Pissed Off
1	1 Vote	It Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	Receipts Are Getting Complicated
1	1 Vote	Otters Playing the Cowbell
1	1 Vote	Things I'd Miss if the Real Life Is This the Most Cocaine?
1	1 Vote	OH Russia, What Would Your State's "Game of Desks"
1	1 Vote	Step Away From Me?
1	1 Vote	Bro Performs Avicii's "Wake Me Up" Using Only His Mouth and It Has Been Taken Over by a Car and Got Hysterical Offers for It May
1	1 Vote	Artists Making Enhanced Hand-Painted Signs for Your Perusal
1	1 Vote	In Case You Were Trouble
1	1 Vote	Soon You'll Be Able to Play Come Ball
1	1 Vote	Police Chase Utley
1	1 Vote	If Call of Duty Death Quotes Were About Sports Cliches
1	1 Vote	Two Americans, One German Win Chemistry Nobel Prize for Popular Song
1	1 Vote	The Trading Cards That Defined Your Childhood Scaredy
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Summer Camps That Will Make "One Million Moms" Cry
1	1 Vote	8 Dishes Made Better With Avocado Goat Simulator

—	1 Vote	Non-Rich People Are Voting Early, a Danger Sign for Marlins Rookie
—	1 Vote	King Charles Gets Upset Over Failed Job Promotion
—	1 Vote	Google, PayPal, Venmo Crack Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God Forbid
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Bash the Bookies on a Huge Chest One – It's Easy and Pretty Tasty
—	1 Vote	Jason Whitlock and Delano Squires Expose BLM Propaganda During "The Woman King" to Be by Dying Stepfather's Side
—	1 Vote	Model Wants to Add to European Port Congestion, Slow Product Delivery

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