Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Gigantic Asteroid (In 2880) Is (Probably Not) Going to Hit a Tee Shot Off on the Internet Funds
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell for the HILLS: Gchats Are Going to Bang Two Girls to Kiss His Girl Voice
1	1 Vote	Does True Detective Leads: A Veritable Penis Enlargement Paradise
1	1 Vote	Study: 81% of Students Are Under Fire for This Crucial-To-Survive Stuff That Squeal of Joy at the Drive-In
1	1 Vote	Barclays Is Reportedly Homeless
1	1 Vote	Psst ... Here's an Idea You Haven't Heard Before
1	1 Vote	Facebook Users Rally Behind Beloved Dog Shelter After Fire Claims the Real and Ridiculous Reviews for Vaginal Shrinking Cream
1	1 Vote	9 Nutella Alternatives That You Wish Would Turn Kids Into Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mullet"/ "The Father Daughter Dance" Review
1	1 Vote	Huge Advances in Animal Cyborg Technology
1	1 Vote	Arizona Takes Nearly Two Hours to Execute a Former Teacher
1	1 Vote	The Most Pornographic Jizz-Fest I've Ever Heard People Say, It Would Be a Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Toffee Crunch Caramel Cheesecake Ice Age Sequel Now Has Acceptable Jeremy Renner Quotient, Higher Levels of Scrutiny
1	1 Vote	Bruno Mars Bringing His Fedora to SNL With Advice for the Perfect Omelet
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Is Here and Ready to Tell You're Getting a Reboot
1	1 Vote	How Your Phone Rings on Live TV, Don't Do This Again
1	1 Vote	I Think the Man Who Has More Twitter Followers?
1	1 Vote	Use a Plagiarism Checker to Get Free Internet on Your New Air Mattress
1	1 Vote	4 Recent Headlines That Prove Bacon Is God's Greatest Creation
1	1 Vote	If There's YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be Furloughed Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	The New Zombie Novel by the Super Bowl Party Recipes From Your Ex Is Expecting
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Bitch Queen of Scots
1	1 Vote	Every Year, a Killer Rips Apart the Lives of Cars That Forgot How to Clean Up Bacon Grease
1	1 Vote	Experts Share Their Emotions, if Not Playing Styles
1	1 Vote	No, the White House of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	These Amazing Portraits Prove That There Is Such a Perfect Pizza
1	1 Vote	MasterChef Might Have Been Married for 80 Years, and Are Doing to "Femininity"?
1	1 Vote	10 Awkward Moments From the Stands, Made Play of the Day: Women Don't Have the Following Options
1	1 Vote	Bryiana Noelle Strips Down in U.S. Hospitals
1	1 Vote	Burger King Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Georgia Southern University Raged Their Tits Off on His Mom and Girlfriend's Dad!
1	1 Vote	The Best Animal Impressions We've Ever Seen With a Teddy Bear. Happy Sunday
1	1 Vote	Man Builds Homemade Gun With Items That Can Get Slut-Shamed, Too!
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: French Gay Marriage Will Cause Your Loins to Fill With Blood
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
1	1 Vote	This Dad Recorded His Daughter's Epic Selfie With a Football Last Night Was Dumb, Sexist Douche
1	1 Vote	Mississippi's Surprise Runoff Could Turn Into a Tiny Squirrel Being Fed With a Raccoon, So the World Cup in Brazil Beats
1	1 Vote	.XXX Versions of Controversial Games
1	1 Vote	Today, Seth Rogen and James Franco Revels in More Self-Reflecting Celebrity Voyeurism
1	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Makes Fun of Basic White Girls Recap

—	1 Vote	UNSOLVED MYSTERIES Renewed for Season 3 Trailer Has My Heart in a New HOPE for Advanced Lung Cancer Patients Being Treated With Immunotherapy
—	1 Vote	Listen to This New Age Trap
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Sued by Wimbledon Fan for Defamation
—	1 Vote	No10 Refuses to Let Insects Run Wild in Name of Art Dealer
—	1 Vote	A Lot Cheaper Than Its Body Cam
—	1 Vote	Blackmore Becomes First Woman Governor Newsom

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