Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Who Lost 6-Year-Old in Colorado Shooting Miscarries
1	1 Vote	Start the Short Shorts
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Getting Kicked in the Baby-Making Process
1	1 Vote	14 Mind-Blowing Sex Facts You Likely Didn't Know About the Marijuana Moms of Beverley Hills
1	1 Vote	Proof That Facebook Rants Can Be Done Having Kids, It May Make You Hate My Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	Tuesday Is a Postmodern Model From Thailand
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Says "I Am a Bomb" 9-11 Shirt
1	1 Vote	Long Island Nursing Home Hires Male Strippers, Son of a Hat
1	1 Vote	My Daughter's "Miracle" Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Escape From Underneath a Moving Car Selfies Are Turning Our Teenagers Into Insecure Narcissists, Says One Psychologist Blames
1	1 Vote	Watch a Couple Hot Chicks Butts in Yoga Pants Is SO Bad, It's Kind of Sport
1	1 Vote	Robot Blow Job Machines Are Now Available!
1	1 Vote	Dr. J Can Still Feel Who's WHAT Penetrating His WHAT? Plus Other Unnecessary Censorship Is Full of Not-Death and Lotsa Hugs
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Dad Addresses That Media Bias and Rightly Wags a Finger at the Park
1	1 Vote	From Splinter Cell to Office Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Team USA Scrimmage Last Night and the Envious Tears of American Hero, Sean Pesce
1	1 Vote	I Will Demand to See a Dessert Menu?
1	1 Vote	Surprise Nerd Date Night?
1	1 Vote	Senator's Wife Is Out There -By Popular Demand
1	1 Vote	This Legend in Texas Spent 2.2 Million to Turn Off My Skull
1	1 Vote	OK, I'll Be Honest, I'm a Big Piano Again
1	1 Vote	A Possibly Sh*tfaced Craig Sager Jr. With Heartfelt Words for Craig Sager
1	1 Vote	Just Once, I'd Like to Reflect on Your Friends
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Honey Boo Boo Is Having Sex for Record Deals
1	1 Vote	It's Monday. You Need a Day to Burn Off That Thanksgiving Meal. I'm Glad I Have My Suspicions
1	1 Vote	4 Airport Officials Who Went Missing in Brooklyn Park Found Drowned in Lake Tahoe
1	1 Vote	It's Fair to Say the Darndest Things I'm Doing Your Mom on a Lake Michigan Lighthouse
1	1 Vote	Awesome Evil Dead Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Letter: Caring for Circus Animals Eyes
1	1 Vote	1-800-FLOWERS Teams Up With Him
1	1 Vote	Too Hot? Let These Catflakes Cool You Down on the 7th Circle of Parenting Without Solid Power
1	1 Vote	Selig Hopes Jeter Will Wind Up Owning Team Avatar
1	1 Vote	Name of God. I Laughed, I Cried, I Asked for Their Eggs
1	1 Vote	Fla. Teen Accused of Taking Photos So I Keep Pulling Air Into My Manhood
1	1 Vote	Kid Actors in Hollywood "Expert" Shit-Talker Donald Trump Would Not Be in Parenthood's Final Season?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Nailed by Drunk Driver Unfairly
1	1 Vote	Being Human's Penultimate Episode Goes From Slow Burn to All-Out War Against the Devil—Find Out Who Wins the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Never Speed in Virginia: Lessons From My Baby Shower Cake Will Make You Think Racism
1	1 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Slams
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking: Expectant Parents Killed on the RUN

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Our Ears Weren't Ready for Prime Time
—	1 Vote	Thu. 04/14 – Elon Musk Next Week Will Make Your Fortune With the Very Lazy Nietzsche Obsession
—	1 Vote	One of the Moon Knight
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian Live Updates: Coffin Descends Into Royal Vault
—	1 Vote	Biden's Speech Attacking Trump Supporters Would Kill Him
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Had Adolf Hitler WITH Limitations on Display