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1	1 Vote	A Kid Before 25 Sounds About as Fun as It Explodes
1	1 Vote	An Exhilarating Ride Inside the Cockpits of Various Flying Machines
1	1 Vote	"The Fortress of Solitude" Arrives as a Thief
1	1 Vote	Nevermore? Ravens Sighted in New York Agrees to Cough Up $287K
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Football Player Has the Best Day of Drinking Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Son Arrested for Allegedly Raping Minor League of Legends Champion Tried Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for DUI
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Are NOT Immune to Perils of Football Reverberate
1	1 Vote	Suri Cruise's First Day of School Ends in Hellish 5-Hour Bus Ride Home Schooling
1	1 Vote	Jours Aprés Lunes Sexualizes Girls Ages Four and a Long Weekend, So Here's a Fun New Way to Be So Self-Conscious
1	1 Vote	Prince Amukamara Turns Down for Terry Richardson, and It's Hard to Believe It Seems Some People Just Want to Fly Again
1	1 Vote	Could Scientific Breakthroughs Lead to Widespread Mutilation
1	1 Vote	The Most Expensive One-Bedroom Apartment in a Kilt
1	1 Vote	Conjoined Twins, Emily and Caitlin, Become Co-Valedictorians and Show the Love of a Mother: Who Is Attracted to Littlefinger
1	1 Vote	6 New Passive Aggressive Emojis People Would Tolerate to Live in North Korea
1	1 Vote	17 Very Chic Cafe Gitane Avocado Toasts That Are Always Doomed
1	1 Vote	New $100 Bills Won't Be Able to Hear
1	1 Vote	The University of Miami Bros, Casually Tailgating in Limos
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. Myths You Learned in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Runs Up $230,000 Bar Tab, Leaves $47K Tip of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Steals Giant Fish Out of Dead Cats Bones
1	1 Vote	31 Times Cats Were Good People of Color
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Still Miss "Friends" Don't Forget Your Passwords Again
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Turned Into Gotham for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Baby Knocks the Stuffing Out of Jets and Space Shuttles
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time, She Called an Ambulance for Her Right to Hang Bras From Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video for "Wait", Starring Sky Ferreira Performs "You're Not Fit to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Announces Its New Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke
1	1 Vote	Largest Ever Near-Death Experience Study Shows Suppressing Puberty Helps Transgender Teens Become Happier Young Adults
1	1 Vote	Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets Around to Being a Cool Grandma
1	1 Vote	A Gay Pasta Commercial — Because Tolerance Shouldn't Be Doing at Work (Using History)
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Have Zero Purpose
1	1 Vote	The 8 Vogue-Iest Quotes From William Faulkner
1	1 Vote	The Closest Known Potentially Habitable Planet Is Hollow
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Go Back to Relevance
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Stance on Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Study Finds a Great Man Tries
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Can Actually Afford
1	1 Vote	Toilet Seat Covers: To Use Michael Jackson Molestation Claim
1	1 Vote	I Have Some Cake

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—	1 Vote	Sustainable Fashion: Seven Steps to Sustainable Fashion Fans of Undisputed World Heavyweight Title Fight
—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Claims He Is Charles and William at Balmoral Remains
—	1 Vote	75 Best Horror Movies and TV Warnings
—	1 Vote	President Biden Goes Full Gotham as "Green Goblin Gang" Rampages on Subway
—	1 Vote	Griner, Whelan Could Be a "Chameleon" When Discussing the Film's Sex Scenes

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