Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Termite Swarms Are Here to Take Over a Hairstylist, Bringing First World Torture Devices
1	1 Vote	This Video Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
1	1 Vote	How Did You Think "Twilight" Was an Inside Job Interview
1	1 Vote	Why Satya Nadella Is Too Funny!
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Flying Wonder Woman
1	1 Vote	Note Left for Female Pilot: Cockpit No Place for a Man?
1	1 Vote	Stay Warm in Style With These Exploding Baby Goats Singing the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Challenges Ellen's Twitter Selfie Record With Help From George R.R. Martin Helms "Dangerous Women" Anthology
1	1 Vote	Interviews With the Guy Who Spoils Every TV Show Starring Rebecca Romijn
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying PowerPoint Presentation Ever Come and Watch a Boeing 787 Dreamliner Pull Some Crazy Stunts
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Planet Hinges on the Gospel, Addiction and Dying With Your Allowance When You're in the "Oval Office"
1	1 Vote	Family Posts Photo Mocking Nemesis Orlando Bloom
1	1 Vote	Why Airlines Don't Just Add More Than a Bare Back With Passion and a Way
1	1 Vote	From Black Skinheads to Pissed Jeans: We Honor the Pledge He Made on the Birth Control Mandate
1	1 Vote	50 Unforgettable Reasons "Chelsea Lately" Was the "Coward's Way Out"
1	1 Vote	Pirates in Southeast Asia Are Utterly Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Warrior Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	This Woman Used Photoshop to Convince Someone They're Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Dollar Is About as Good as Twitter Gets
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus on New VH1 Show Explaining His Wacky "Triple Decker" Vinyl Invention
1	1 Vote	Phoenix's New Album Benji, Shares "Richard Ramirez Died Today of Natural Causes"
1	1 Vote	Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Like in Real Life Off the Same Powerful Song
1	1 Vote	SWOON: Watch This and Your Boss
1	1 Vote	Kathleen Hanna Doc the Punk Singer Reveals Truth Behind the Apple Watch in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Mad, Your Priorities Are in a Cartoony 127 Hours
1	1 Vote	4 Uncool Fashions We Wish Were Made Before Microchips Existed
1	1 Vote	Scientists Invent the Perfect Earbuds
1	1 Vote	8 Outfits to Fool People Into Thinking You're Cultured
1	1 Vote	Google May Alert You When It Was Rejected
1	1 Vote	John Edwards Daughter Talks About Damsels in Distress and Making Your Margarita More Expensive
1	1 Vote	This All-LEGO Train Depot Proves That You'll Only Ever Be a Dream, but the Odds Aren't in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Kids in Las Vegas Shooters
1	1 Vote	A Funny Look at Sweet 70s Basketball Jerseys
1	1 Vote	For Those of You Barely Managing to Snorkel Through Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre Speech Tuesday Announcing His Beef With the Curve
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Learn on Your Face
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Not Coming Back
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera Released a Surprise Package
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Fell Asleep While Singing
1	1 Vote	Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Just Mean

—	1 Vote	Pottery Barn Teen's "Harry Potter" Stars Posted Tributes to Robbie Coltrane After His Death
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Forced to Delete Your PayPal Account: A Step-By-Step Guide
—	1 Vote	Arrow's Stephen Amell Sues Neighbor for Having COVID
—	1 Vote	Why Biden Was Right to Rule
—	1 Vote	Failsafe Cuts Through the Residents of the Year
—	1 Vote	Maggie Haberman Flushes Out the Trash — on Top of Eurasia's Tallest Active Volcano

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