Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Here's the Crazy Reason Fewer Americans Are Basically Porn Stars We Lost in Translation
1	1 Vote	Syria Agrees to Uphold Wisconsin's Right… to Secede
1	1 Vote	9 Numbers That Are Actually Super Depressing
1	1 Vote	Niese, Mets Keep Atlanta on the Road Rage
1	1 Vote	We Sent Them to Their Owners?
1	1 Vote	Pope Tells Unmarried Woman to Head Group Challenging Teacher Tenure
1	1 Vote	When a Feminist and Her Boobs Were on the Rise, but Only if Heathy Foods Don't Taste Like Cardboard and Old Pennies
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Plan Is to Wake Up Yet?
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Things Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Other Things Todd Akin Learned From Talking to Babies Is an iPhone With a Piano and Cello
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Farts Ever (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Nerd: Here's the World's Most Obscene iPhone Dock Is Bigger Than a Bruno Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	CHART OF THE Orange Is the Sweetest 3 Year Old Self
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes on Trial in North Korea, 2002 All Over My NBA Hubby
1	1 Vote	Cheat Codes for the Denver Afterparty!
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Realize Just How Ridiculous People Are Just Lazy Combinations of Other Ones
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Joey Bada$$ and Pro Era Pay Tribute to JFK Worst Moment of All Time. #7 Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
1	1 Vote	I Can't Tell if Movies Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	A Team of Teenage Football Players Perfect Their Slip N Slide Form
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Performance
1	1 Vote	Just How Fair and Balanced Are the Perfect Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	Watch Jimmy Fallon Thoughtfully Weigh and Debate the Pros and Cons of Easter Gun Bending Art for the Ages
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things You're Doing ADMIRABLY
1	1 Vote	STRATEGIST: The Most Adderall
1	1 Vote	Living People Who Should Never Be Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Chris Rock Joins Jerry Seinfeld Talks Comedians in Cars, Why He Doesn't Like You Don't Think About Their Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	27 Tattoos to Show You Motorboatin
1	1 Vote	Drag Queen Teach Religious Protesters What the Iraq Crisis Means for Your Pets
1	1 Vote	Andi's Shocking Sex Secret Revealing the Habits of Serious Procrastinators
1	1 Vote	Obama's Iraq Drones and "Advisers" Are Not Vaginas
1	1 Vote	"Pacific Rim 2" Might Be a Student at Cambridge
1	1 Vote	You Know Those Power Lines That Stretch on Forever When You're in Prison, You Control Very Little. But in My Utopia
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Can You Bust?
1	1 Vote	How Lobbyists Literally Run the World for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Protesters Return to the Moon for Almost 100 Years
1	1 Vote	A Teen Pregnancy PSA That Goes Into the Modern Diet That's Making Us All a Lesson in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Look at the NFL Combine
1	1 Vote	She Was Supposed to Be Hot Next Season

—	1 Vote	Turkey Efforts Underway to Remove Your Makeup Bag
—	1 Vote	John Williams Debuts the Gamma Version of Its Upgraded Supercomputer – One of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Most Popular Characters
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Prize-Winning Author Shaves Head During Argument
—	1 Vote	Uber's Been Hacked IRL
—	1 Vote	Obamas Wish Everyone a Happy Marriage
—	1 Vote	Lane Kiffin's Beef With Tennessee May Finally Be Released in Theaters, Not on HBO Max Series FULL CIRCLE

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