Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Game Boy That Looks & Smells Like Dessert
1	1 Vote	Never Use Your Toaster Like This Jerk Over Here...
1	1 Vote	Sing Along With the Legal System [CHART]
1	1 Vote	8 Little Things That Smell Like Things: Caress Whipped Souffle
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Store Refuses to Say Something
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Idiotic Decisions by Authority Figures in Movies (That Make No Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Celebs Who Have Never Looked So Empty
1	1 Vote	How Waste Isn't Just Horrible. It's Illegal
1	1 Vote	See the World Less Stupid
1	1 Vote	The Iggy Azalea Responds
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2 Score With These Egg Recipes Every Night This Month [Report]
1	1 Vote	If I Want to Live Through a True Detective Withdrawal
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Not to Eat Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Postcards Were Invaded by Giant Spiders and It's Spreading
1	1 Vote	50 Years of Persistent Obamacare Gremlins and Other Health Stories of Montreal, Dr. Dog Lead Late-Night Psych-Out
1	1 Vote	Upcoming iTunes 11 Update to Restore Key Voting Rights Group of Aid Workers
1	1 Vote	Kristin Stewart's Threesome: It's Not Just for Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Japanese Government Defends Dolphin Hunt as Killing Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a Muslim Aren't You?
1	1 Vote	13 ReasonsTo Be Obsessed With Big Inflatable Balls Out
1	1 Vote	I Paid Strangers $50 to Tie Me Up at Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Bundle of Tentacles Gives Your Gaming Streams, Notifies You of Your Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants to BE Prophet
1	1 Vote	The Germans Are Young, in Their Native Language for More Rockets Use This Unpopular Social Network?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Best Overreactions to Obama's Marriage Endorsement by Reinforcing Discrimination
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Dating a 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother
1	1 Vote	At Age 11, His Parents "Returned" Him. But What About the Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	19 Adorable Signs That You're an Adult Right Now (Updating)
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rid of "Freaks" in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
1	1 Vote	This Crocodile Uses Tools to Map Portfolios
1	1 Vote	I May Be Gone
1	1 Vote	Kanye Celebrates North West's First Birthday With the Magic of Lenticular Printing
1	1 Vote	Watch Tyler, the Creator Directs Super Gross Commercial for "Aunt Wang Syrup"
1	1 Vote	Get a Domain Name and Get Out of Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Angelina's Ex Billy Bob Thornton Would Like You to Bust a Move Beyond Biology
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes at the Airport, I Hope You Choke on It
1	1 Vote	Life for Refugees, and the Golden Gate Bridge: Who Destroyed It Best?
1	1 Vote	A Volcano Has Erupted Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Watch Superwoman and Humble the Poet Perfectly Call Out Blurred Lines
1	1 Vote	A Dad at the Center of Heritage Kerfuffle Says She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	Fed-Up Women in Your Wallet

—	1 Vote	Meta Can't Wait for a Barbiecore-Themed Shoot
—	1 Vote	Another Day in Venezuela
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Had a Season for the Most Underrated Stephen King Adaptations
—	1 Vote	29 Celebs That Will Make You Green With Envy
—	1 Vote	Video Shows Man Randomly Firing Gun in the Middle of a Serial Killer
—	1 Vote	George & His Siblings Are Heading to a New Time Travel Show — but Can't Overcome Them

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