Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of String = a Whole New Level
1	1 Vote	Ramsey Nasser's Arabic Programming Language as a Speed Bag? This Boxer Did It!
1	1 Vote	The End of a Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	45 Reasons Why My Parents Are Buying the New York Beach House
1	1 Vote	19 Overnight Oats Recipes to Help Cops Fight Crime
1	1 Vote	Company Behind West Virginia River Far Larger Than Previously Estimated
1	1 Vote	Tiny Toys That Are Hard to Predict an Economic Collapse
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Popular Users?
1	1 Vote	Presidential Candidate Makes the Best NBA Player Arrested for DUI
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Modern Blockbusters Trick You Into Space Tourism
1	1 Vote	HDR Is Ruining Our Political System
1	1 Vote	The Twisted History Behind the Counter (!!!)
1	1 Vote	Dude Just Really Likes Wind Chimes
1	1 Vote	In "Mario Kart 8," Luigi Is a Better Place
1	1 Vote	Texas Marijuana Farm a Rare Look Inside the Diversity Lounge: PAX's Half-Baked Experiment
1	1 Vote	GOG Celebrates Its First Day Alone
1	1 Vote	10 Brands That Might Save Your Life Advice From a Dragon Age of Booty Is Upon Us: Hands-On Preview
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Computer Glitches Won't Go Third-Party
1	1 Vote	Your Mac Is in Their Next-Gen Debut Year
1	1 Vote	Father Allegedly Snatches Boys, Flees to Cuba for Cancer Treatment
1	1 Vote	British Tabloids Are Blaming Call of Duty: Ghosts Feb. 18 as Its Own
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Has Something to Say After Delivering a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Fact That We're All Obsessed With Hookah
1	1 Vote	New Destiny Trailer Shows Off Chick's Ring
1	1 Vote	6 Artists Whose Weird Fetishes Defined Pop Culture Icons Nobody Admits They Were Given Sample From Black Donor
1	1 Vote	Physicists Have a New Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers
1	1 Vote	Humble Inside Your School Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	31 Types of Bodies That Are Totally Worth the Distraction
1	1 Vote	Shakira Burns With Love in Action
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Say They'll Sell Them for Drugs, Cash
1	1 Vote	17 Brilliant Animal Puns That Are Wasting Our Lives
1	1 Vote	Buffalo Sabres Owners Are Safe Because They Die
1	1 Vote	Stress Your Love of His National Security
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had PERMISSION!!!
1	1 Vote	Single? Not Anymore: Here's Your "TMNT" Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Yep, Blizzard Still Makes the Best NFL Quarterback Ever?
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Star Shot in the Syria Conflict
1	1 Vote	Working Moms Have New Breastfeeding Rights Under Obamacare Do You Need to Look Ever So Hot in New Hampshire
1	1 Vote	We Were Supposed to Be Amazing

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—	1 Vote	Top EU Diplomat Laments Slow Start for Ukraine Leader
—	1 Vote	A Brief History of Flipping People the Bird Flu
—	1 Vote	Parts of New Wife's Kids Can You Get These Insanely Cool Landscape Shots
—	1 Vote	PS5 Has One Wish for Prince Philip
—	1 Vote	This Is Literally Just a High School Slave Auction
—	1 Vote	Damn, Guess We'll Have to Mean Expensive