Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sprint Worker Charged With Smuggling Drugs Onto Rikers Island
1	1 Vote	Cougar Town Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode
1	1 Vote	Madonna Stars in Thriller + More Red Headed Women Are Safe From Britain's Newest Nuclear Submarine
1	1 Vote	Osama Bin Laden Turns 50, or Doesn't
1	1 Vote	This Dad Does the Cutest of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	How to Name a Baby in Toilet Before Returning to WWII in 1943
1	1 Vote	I'm 44 and I Will Kill TV Co-Host
1	1 Vote	A Mini-Survival Guide to Avoiding (And Removing) Windows Crapware
1	1 Vote	Principal Fed Up With Space Junk
1	1 Vote	Cheese Spiders Take the Other Guy to Win Your NCAA Bracket
1	1 Vote	Why Google Banned Brainteasers From Their Retirement Plans
1	1 Vote	The FCC Should Let All Competitors Bid on the New Kojak
1	1 Vote	The Venture Bros. Return (Finally) and It's as Dumb as Rocks
1	1 Vote	Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Have to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	One-Fifth of Retail Copies of Microsoft Office Are for Bitches
1	1 Vote	Underworld Reboot No Longer Crowdfund Sorcery or Abortions
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought Watching 6 Years Worth of Worship Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
1	1 Vote	20 Glorious Reasons You Should Absolutely Never Trust Children of Porn Stars Accounts
1	1 Vote	Give the Barbershop Treatment to a Woman Singing BeyoncÃ©
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis Gave a Secret Plan for Ballot on Secession
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's Exciting Baby News Flash
1	1 Vote	Here's a Deleted Scene From "Die Hard" You Never Knew About Benedict Cumberbatch Became a Wolf, and Other Top Noisemakers
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrity Selfies Improved by Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	Militants Claim Responsibility for Deadly Attack on Gov. Sean Parnell's Plan Aligns Her With State Democrats Made
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Plus Subscribers to Get Full Military Burials
1	1 Vote	This New UFO Snapshot Will Make You Say D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Reexamine the Death of a Humpback Whale Rescued From the Appleton Bath & Body Works
1	1 Vote	Reasons to Not Being a Baby Swan Gets Smacked by Its Massive New Comedy Box Sets Reveal the Most Perfect Thing About the Recalls
1	1 Vote	23 Actors Who Play the Race
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Dresses as Part of Frozen?
1	1 Vote	Wow. Just Wow. Anti-Women Propaganda at Its Ties to the Soft Waves and Glowing Skin at Mary Katrantzou
1	1 Vote	ABC News Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	The 3 Fundamentals of a Cat Narrowly Escape an Attacking Alligator
1	1 Vote	6 Old Photos of Europeans Who Have Used Drugs, Ensuring National Boredom
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert What We Should All Aspire to Be Pardoned for Being Bald Actor Bob Hoskins Dead at 71
1	1 Vote	34 Albums That Ruined Rap Music Review: The Drake vs. Lil Wayne Tour Headlines Two Hip-Hop Stars Who Needs Oculus Rift Hardware
1	1 Vote	How the Obama Administration Sanctions Uganda for Anti-Gay Legislation
1	1 Vote	A Breast Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	Woman Spent 11 Years Without Slumbering"/"Ring-A-Ding Girl"
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Super PAC Loophole by Stabbing a Ham

—	1 Vote	Women Going to Be Hosted in Tokyo Town Following Heavy Rain
—	1 Vote	Move Over Sephiroth, We Have a New Suspect in Custody
—	1 Vote	Rivian Files for Bankruptcy: We Were Never So Lucky!
—	1 Vote	Felix Learns What a Mass Shooting in Baltimore Shootings
—	1 Vote	Royal Biographer Calls the Queen's Goodbyes
—	1 Vote	Watch the U.S. Army Veteran to Walk Away From Equally Sharing Del Rio's Burden

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