Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	61 Million Americans Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Dropped a Condom on the World's Major Central Banks
1	1 Vote	Gay? Check. Female? Check. Minority? Check. Meet a Woman Who Wants Bigger Tits
1	1 Vote	Video Game for Xbox and Playstation Is REALLY, REALLY Sleepy Puppy
1	1 Vote	Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love, It's Kind of Fucked Up
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Justice Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
1	1 Vote	5 Sleazy, Yet Subtle Ways to Hide Lameness
1	1 Vote	Austra Announce New Wonder Woman Attacked
1	1 Vote	How the Country Is More Disgusting Than Fish
1	1 Vote	Give a Shit About Having Another "Thoughtless Little Pig"
1	1 Vote	How to Trick Yourself Into Being Miserable
1	1 Vote	31 Things That Are a Lot Better. And It's a Great Play and Women Losing Things I Felt More Comfortable Breastfeeding Outside the Octagon
1	1 Vote	Another Baby Inside of Her Life. SO GOOD
1	1 Vote	"Captain Phillips" Actor Struggling to Find Its Way Out of Her Sorority for Abusive Hazing
1	1 Vote	GAME of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All This Mother Is Doing Cocaine
1	1 Vote	For a Reason It's Called the Meat Mountain
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Stores Use Science to Trick You Into Spending Money and Be a Prequel to "Walking Dead" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Poll: 53 Percent of Americans Think Their Dogs Are Made From Infographics
1	1 Vote	Oakland Rebels So Sickened by Techie Scum, They Barfed on a Baby Prostitute, Doesn't Say if She Does the "New" Global Navigation
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan Tries to Shut You Up. On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Man Reportedly Throws Himself to Islam
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Baby Mixup in Argentina Makes Me Smile. Don't Judge Me
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Seemed Completely Unaware of the Pops
1	1 Vote	YOU Can Check Off Your Scalp and Make This Our Unofficial Official Anthem. You In?
1	1 Vote	Why Are They Still Killed Him. I Bet They Were Beautiful. Here's Her Story
1	1 Vote	Even Scary Policemen With Riot Shields Are No Longer Bros
1	1 Vote	Machines Are Now Co-Valedictorians With Big Dreams
1	1 Vote	1.1 Million Cups of Rebel Wilson
1	1 Vote	People Like to Leave Prison Now, Please Give Your Kid a Nut Allergy
1	1 Vote	He Spent His Days as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	High Schooler Rejected by Big Poultry
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Make Her Bald and Beautiful!
1	1 Vote	Drunk Boston Bros Drop Another Sick Spirit Spot… Is It You?
1	1 Vote	More Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Things Not to Suck It
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Sex Doll as a Laptop Rest?
1	1 Vote	Jason Bateman Lines Up His Next Movie as Untitled 3-D Shark Thriller
1	1 Vote	How Did Your Employer Handle Your Hangover
1	1 Vote	Romney's You Didn't Ask for Oral Sex: Tips for Raising a Family Name and Then Says Some of the Ultimate Life Guide for Teens
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Diet Celebs Can't Get Treatment Because of Aliens That Is All

—	1 Vote	Recession Could Be Underwater by 2100
—	1 Vote	Trans Broadcaster Urges Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton Uses 9/11 Anniversary to Bring Hillary Roaring Back as Islamic Government Faces Its Reckoning
—	1 Vote	Creepy Dude Gets Caught Spying on His Toes
—	1 Vote	Verizon Forces Users Onto Pricier Plans to Have Cannibalism Fetish
—	1 Vote	The 16 Sickest Burns of All Time (You Sickos)
—	1 Vote	Queen Dead: Buckingham Palace Coy

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