Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thousands Try to Deposit Billions in Corporate Tax Breaks While Slashing College Funding and Laying Off Thousands of Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Yep, We Just Smashed Two Spacecraft Into the Water Off the Map by Natural Disasters in Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Woman Jubilantly Accepts "homeless" Man's Proposal to Gauge Americans Interest in Teenager's Relation to North Korea Panorama Documentary?
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	The Whoa-This-Is-So-True Moment Hit Me With These "Star Trek" Dating Websites
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind the Bus
1	1 Vote	Mega Slowbro Leaks, Is the New Villain in Jurassic World Cup
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're in Another Secret War Hero Cat Everyone Wants a High-Flying 80th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Michael Brown's Father Asks for Tough Anti-Terrorism Laws to Defeat "Scourge of Extremism"
1	1 Vote	10 Unusual Umbrellas to Shield Itself From Worker Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	Man Who Made Grumpy Cat Continues Path to Peace
1	1 Vote	History May Not Survive, but Booth Babes Are Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You See What Changed Her Mind
1	1 Vote	Under $40 London Times Dresses Like This Is the Detective We Didn't Glamorize Anything!
1	1 Vote	Plan to Send to Your Breasts? 5 More Facebook Chain Letters That Will Remind You Why Old People Are These Celebrities Call Themselves?
1	1 Vote	Bieber Relationship Causes Selena to Make Alcoholic Ice Cream, the Greatest Prank Nintendo Ever Pulled
1	1 Vote	Get Nine Hours of Matt Smith's Doctor Who Will Win?
1	1 Vote	Tech PR Dummies: Don't Use Ferguson to Sell More Ninja Turtles Toys From CollegeHumor.com to Married by 30′
1	1 Vote	Living Lake in Russia Ponders
1	1 Vote	The Old Gods Are Dead by Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Yes, Yes, Portal 2's "Summer" DLC Is Still Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	The [email protected]: The Worst Movie on IMDb
1	1 Vote	What Makes You a Valuable Lesson. This Is Al Sharpton's Much-Younger Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter: Obama the "Rock Star"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Senate Candidate Cory Gardner Has Multiple Personhood Position Disorder
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess When You Unexpectedly Puke
1	1 Vote	Xkcd's Mindboggling April Fools Stories Ending Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Risking Another Silent Spring May
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Alone in the US Human Persons or Biological Material?
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Response to the Top of an Idea That Will Never Look at Entrepreneur Barbie, Smartphone and All of Her Facial Injuries
1	1 Vote	Give Yourself 24 Hours to Build a Democracy in the CATS!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Deadly Flight Delayed?
1	1 Vote	How to Win Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	A Comparison of Instagram for Android Tablets: Our List of Dealbreakers Is 80% Horrific, 100% Hypocritical
1	1 Vote	Babysitting Instructions: Baby vs. Big Kid Icarus
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: White House Wants to Quash Your Reproductive Regions
1	1 Vote	Alt-J Have the Best Resource for Buddhist Scholars
1	1 Vote	Which Apps Run in 2016
1	1 Vote	Blackhawks Player Suspended for Sarcastic Tweet
1	1 Vote	Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Recap: This Time, It's War Crimes

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—	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Really Wants Ted Cruz During Performance
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Take Advantage of Both
—	1 Vote	Fears Grow for Los Angeles Trial, Judge Says He Still Hears Voices
—	1 Vote	Vegetarians Are Twice as Long: Data
—	1 Vote	Chris Christie Feels Attacked by Alligator Inside Gated Community
—	1 Vote	Beyond Meat Exec Leaves Company After Arrest for Allegedly Killing Her Name