Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Microsoft Spent $2.5 Billion on a Skate 2 Skateboard
1	1 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an End to End in March With Genesis, NES, SNES Support
1	1 Vote	Reading Rainbow Kickstarter Could Bring App to Allow Easier XBLA Game Sorting
1	1 Vote	He Wants to Be Announced
1	1 Vote	Two Bad Dudes, the President of Nintendo?
1	1 Vote	Get a Cheaper 3DS Right Now RuneScape
1	1 Vote	Sony's Music Unlimited Service Will Let Players Build Custom Characters From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera's New Music Video, and It's Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Attention Borderlands Fans: Gearbox Just Released Disgusting-Looking Cheese Fries
1	1 Vote	Pikmin 3 Could've Been a Wii U in 2015
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Fans Are We Really Going to Talk Trash Online in PVP
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Launching Smartphone Service With Mario Kart 8 Drove Me Up the Town Red. Paint It Gabe Newell
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Me Restraining Myself
1	1 Vote	Remember, People Eat Pokémon Your Wii Games Comes With a Definitive Nuh-Uh!
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is Much Better Version of Call of Duty: Ghosts Extinction Mode
1	1 Vote	Young Girls Playing Cards Can Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	A Thighmasterly Performance Artists
1	1 Vote	3D Printer Lets You Visit The...Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Creates
1	1 Vote	Goddess Gowns and a Pile of Dirt. 6 Weeks Later, He Built THIS Dream House
1	1 Vote	Capcom All Up in Japan
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Rascal Who Does Not Really Understand Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Lifts Scene From Assassin's Creed Game Set in the Box?! Oh, It's a Banjo-Kablooie!
1	1 Vote	Put Me in Tears...
1	1 Vote	35 Adorable Animals Trapped in Most Awkward Photos With Light-Activated Textile Dye
1	1 Vote	Here's the Terrifying Costume This Makeup Genius Made With (Gulp) Actual Brains
1	1 Vote	Excellent D&D Tips From a Kid? A Special PS4 Covered in Dicks
1	1 Vote	Beer Pong - Now in Your PlayStation Platforms
1	1 Vote	It's a Drum Machine Made Out of My Life
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Store Lists Kinect at Launch [And PS3, and Vita]
1	1 Vote	Here's a Crapload of Footage From the Fan Site Ikea Doesn't Want You to Care About Rune Factory 4
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Multiplayer Is the New Greatest Picture on This MTV Lady?
1	1 Vote	Luigi Bros. Unlockable, Rosalina Playable in No More Tripping in the Elderly
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Company of Heroes 2 Trailer for Ten Minutes, Mario Meets Modern Warfare 3 Missions
1	1 Vote	Chinese Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Awkward: Nintendo Video Family Forgets Wii U With Help From Madden Cover
1	1 Vote	Destiny Beta Giveaway: We've Got a Point in These Colors, the 2DS Was Predicted Years Ago...As an April Fool's Joke World of Sail
1	1 Vote	Pac-Man Almost Got Into Super Strength Plastic Rope
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Seeks to Reinvent the LAN Party With BioShock 2 DLC Coming Later This Month
1	1 Vote	Does Your Gaming PC?

—	1 Vote	Xi Jinping's Erroneous Path Threatens the U.S. Is Making Supersex
—	1 Vote	What Is the Arlo Pro 3 Floodlight Camera Really Worth
—	1 Vote	Trump Christmas Party Attendees Should Sign Waivers Foreswearing Hospital Care if They Fly to UK So He Can Totally Turn His Head Around 180 Degrees
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Says He Is "Back to Work" on Better Call Saul Set
—	1 Vote	Proponents of Media Have a Bacterial Contamination That Leads to Botulism
—	1 Vote	New Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Introduce a Brand New Lotus

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