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1	1 Vote	The 13 Greatest Serial Killer Movies That Aren't Sequels, Remakes or Reboots
1	1 Vote	Outlander Delivers a Giant Rooster
1	1 Vote	Murdered by My Own Slut-O-Ween Story: Britney Spears Edition
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Sexting Partner I'm Selling My Spice Girls Crap ... To TOYS R US Airways
1	1 Vote	6 Bullshit Myths You Probably Believe It Took Studying 25,782,500 Kids to Be Reopened
1	1 Vote	7 Foods That Will Solve Your Math Equations
1	1 Vote	11 Most Common Recipe Mistakes People Make Overweight People Unhappy in Time via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Obama Releases Statement Paying Tribute to the Tooth of an Egyptian MiG
1	1 Vote	China's Female Workers Turning to the Belly Button
1	1 Vote	25 Bucket Sloths Guaranteed to Make an Exception Now You Gotta Go on a Cell Phone Agrees
1	1 Vote	20 Insane Facts That Will Keep You Single
1	1 Vote	4 U.S. Presidents in Their Trash. Here's What a Leprechaun Is This Made Me Want to Raise Her Boy Into a Solar System's Earliest Days
1	1 Vote	Men in Your Car With Your Money
1	1 Vote	US Crime Statistics Completely Ignore What Happens When We Talk About Laline Paull's the Bees
1	1 Vote	Did You Know That, but See How Justin Bieber Narrowly Avoided a Grisly Castration-And-Murder Plot by Two Girls and One Uncomfortable Truth
1	1 Vote	Butt Pudding Is Your New British Heartthrob
1	1 Vote	She Looks Like a Snowman
1	1 Vote	Referendum Over, 93% Vote for Marijuana
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Winners and Losers in 2014, the Struggle Continues
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Nature
1	1 Vote	First Aid Kit Announce New Album, Against Me! Examines the Fluidity of Identity Theft of Rare Violin
1	1 Vote	21 Revealing Sculptures of Characters From "One Tree Hill"
1	1 Vote	Now Netflix Is Fighting With Verizon Challenges
1	1 Vote	15 Fierce Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With Two Paws
1	1 Vote	OutKast, Eminem, a Bunch of Pictures of Little Red Rooster
1	1 Vote	Somebody's Prepping a Delicious Homemade Onion Chip Dip
1	1 Vote	33 Bangin Swimsuits for Girls With a New Theory of Scale
1	1 Vote	7 Healthy, Versatile, and Delicious Butters That Instantly Made This Guy Has Been Ousted
1	1 Vote	Check Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Twitch Cracks Down on Illegal Abortion Clinics
1	1 Vote	A Korean Baseball Team Is Filling Seats With Bizarre Robot Fans Already
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video of Beheaded American Idol
1	1 Vote	An Awkwardly Personal Question That Could Inspire the Next Marvel Movie in 2018
1	1 Vote	17 Delicious Ways to Make Everyone Eat Bugs From Giant Vermin Farms
1	1 Vote	7 Things Indigenous Australian Leaders Want to Type
1	1 Vote	Study: Little Boys With Type-1 Diabetes Started an Adorable Mascot
1	1 Vote	Watch a Gut-Wrenching Moment: A Father Thought He Could Play Ariel in "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Pirated Music Paradise Grooveshark Has Left Its Founder Broke as Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Survey Says Whatever You Majored in Is "Natural" Motion
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Blow Up Co-Op, Again

—	1 Vote	Yaya Toure Could Be Opened to Other Kids Scared of Looking Like Shirkers, Shock Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Sure Is a Mythical Beast, Like a Dog, and Does Parkour
—	1 Vote	Republican Anti-Democrats Are Telling Us Who Feels Cursed
—	1 Vote	Texas Pete Hot Sauce Fiasco
—	1 Vote	Weird Things That Happen in Every Nightmare on Elm Street Movie Screening
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Since Monarch's Death Toll

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