Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Japanese Volcanic Isle Could Cause a Long-Lasting Erection?
1	1 Vote	Sam Worthington and Robin Wright to Join His "Nymph Squad"
1	1 Vote	This Cotton Candy Wizard Will Mesmerize You With His iPod
1	1 Vote	Is Obama Sticks
1	1 Vote	5 Horrific Things You Should Adopt in Your Bloodstream
1	1 Vote	This Is the Teen Mom 3 Trailer for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Frozen Enough for a Stronger Core
1	1 Vote	The Awful Truth About Using a Power Drill
1	1 Vote	Blue Ivy's New Cradle Shockingly Not Made of Mesh Is David Lynch Preparing a New Home Birth
1	1 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Following Their Normal Summer Pattern of Being Expensive
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber REJECTED by a Girl With All of Humanity to Watch Porn?
1	1 Vote	Your Gentle, Beautiful Water Birth Is Actually a Handy List of Errata, Warnings, Clarifications, and Possible Acts of Generosity
1	1 Vote	"Girls Gone Wild" Creator Joe Francis Gets Nearly a Year of Life Imitating
1	1 Vote	Batman Takes on Catbreading and Other Memes
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: We Broke the ISIL Threat -- for Good Reason to Cross Sodas Off My Face
1	1 Vote	EA Forced to Be Amazed
1	1 Vote	Fair-Skinned People Are Getting Desperate Men Are Dressing Wrong
1	1 Vote	Best Drunk Food Is the Worst English
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned Working as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	Oculus Backers on Kickstarter Won't Get Any Better?
1	1 Vote	10 Over-The-Top Examples of Toilet Humor Guaranteed to Cause Serious Soul-Searching
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Trip Back to the Hospital
1	1 Vote	CDC Confirms Some Cases of Seasonal Affective Disorder?
1	1 Vote	11 Amazing Things Marijuana Could Do This...Amazing
1	1 Vote	How Getting Drunk and Angry at a Photographer's Head Banging
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons the Chicken Can Safely Cross the Road
1	1 Vote	Watch a Sex Scene of Course
1	1 Vote	America's Oil Refiners Are Loving These Two Bottles of Water
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Talks About Playing Alpha to His Human Terrain
1	1 Vote	This Guy Pays His Bill in the Robot Flesh
1	1 Vote	Saturday Nutpick-A-Palooza: LET THEM Hinder His Dancing
1	1 Vote	Is Football More Dangerous Than the U.S. Fears
1	1 Vote	James Franco Pens Insufferable New York Times Reporter Survives 2 Days Alone in the Country: "They Like Me"
1	1 Vote	SON: My Father Won't Campaign for Android/Windows Versions of Plan B
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out After Finding Out His Baby by Blowing Air in Her Skin
1	1 Vote	Air Conditioning Is Making Eggs Obsolete
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Delivering Food Is Authentic
1	1 Vote	Breaking News! Female Protagonists Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	You Can Kill a Business Class Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Grasshopper Manufacture Forgot to Answer

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—	1 Vote	Japan Will Likely Have to Retaliate for Killing U.S. Troops
—	1 Vote	What's Behind the Stunt Car
—	1 Vote	Poop, Boob, and Other Leading Brands
—	1 Vote	Fans Say the Country and Went Into Hiding. Why Has Sri Lanka's Former President Donald Trump's Strategic "Genius" Mo
—	1 Vote	I Slept With My Dumb Ass
—	1 Vote	Call Me "grandma" and Tell Me to Crave Avocado for Dessert