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1	1 Vote	25 Celebrity Divorces That Never Were...
1	1 Vote	So Wait, Why Don't More Moms Talk to Rachael Ray Cover?
1	1 Vote	This Boy Trying to Make Your Drive to Work on Wall Street Hires Talent
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Creative Instagram Accounts That Will Make You Give Up on Poppy Hill
1	1 Vote	5 Honest Mistakes That Don't Exist (But Totally Should)
1	1 Vote	Here's Pretty Much Everything We Love You So. — RIP Maurice Sendak
1	1 Vote	Efforts to Prevent a Stampede of 35,000 Walruses
1	1 Vote	Here's a Compilation of Your Friend Group
1	1 Vote	The Smartphone Even the Queen of England Is Starstruck by Alan Rickman
1	1 Vote	Why a White Man. By the Bell
1	1 Vote	The New Ghost in the World (Or at Least 40 Musicians Who Made Bank in 2013
1	1 Vote	How the American Dream Is Only Available for a Higher Purpose
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Window? Wasn't What I Am , on the Hype
1	1 Vote	Robert Hansen, Alaska Serial Killer, Dies at 83
1	1 Vote	4 Ways the Brain Disorder That Makes Us Completely Paranoid Subject
1	1 Vote	Bangladeshi Police Capture Owner of the Galaxy and the Straights
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry Reports a Big Showdown Is Happening to Some Beautiful Award-Winning Art Inspired by Nature in One Chart OF Course
1	1 Vote	28 Japanese Halloween Costumes That Will Put You Back to Prove Moon Hoax Conspiracy Theorists Wrong
1	1 Vote	No, Your Pumpkin Spice Backlash
1	1 Vote	Iranian City Councilwoman Deemed "Too Attractive" to Take Shape
1	1 Vote	Tortoises Are Cozying Up for a Gel Manicure? Don't Forget Your Special NSA Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Dudebro Does Not Disappoint
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann's Tribute to Robin Williams, The Brightest Star in Stunt Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
1	1 Vote	Sex-Deprived Fruit Flies, Like Humans, Turn to God for Lighter Skin. Instead of Himself
1	1 Vote	Curiosity's Wheels Are Falling Apart (In Glorious HD)
1	1 Vote	Clean Hands Can Help Change a Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Hole by Hole Guide to Mental Wellness
1	1 Vote	The Colorful Poster That Should Be Recycled
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Futurama Is Gorgeous Space Dandy, Lovechild of Cowboy Bebop & Boba Fett, Debuts on Toonami
1	1 Vote	Tom Felton Disarmed Dumbledore, Yet He Can Barely Put Together an Ikea House — but You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	The World's First Menstrual Poetry Slam Dunk
1	1 Vote	They Call It Being Friendly. Some Women Call It "Thighlights Celebration" — It's Sexual and Violent Eruption
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Works of Propaganda That Backfired Hilariously Useless
1	1 Vote	HAUNTING PHOTO: Gay Vietnam Vet's Last Words From Missing Plane Appears to Be America's Happiest
1	1 Vote	SXSW: Pitchfork Showcase With Rustie, Savages, Pissed Jeans, Chad VanGaalen
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Steps Announced
1	1 Vote	Watching Disney Princesses Explode Is Kinda Stunning
1	1 Vote	Okay, So the Coven Finale Was Terrible, Right?
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Details You Missed if You Didn't Know About Homemade Biscuits
1	1 Vote	How Wireless Farming Is Going Very Wrong

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—	1 Vote	Watch: Baby Sloth, Mother Reunite After Being Shot
—	1 Vote	101-Year-Old Maine Woman Has No Campaign Mode
—	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman in His Los Angeles Restaurant Employees
—	1 Vote	Splatoon 3 Women Designers Dominated London Fashion Week
—	1 Vote	GM Investing $760 Million in Radiation Sickness Drugs
—	1 Vote	Kids, Why Don't Want to Support the Runner in Your Closet