Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Time-Lapse Video Shows Punch and Raises Austria's Golf Profile
1	1 Vote	Just the Sweetest Thank You Card Ever Sent
1	1 Vote	Gameological Readers, What Do Dark Matter, Hamsters, and Wooden Helicopters Have in Common With Michael Strahan
1	1 Vote	We Might Know a Hero: His Name Is Linkle
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Self-Inflicted Medical Experiments
1	1 Vote	The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet at a Photographer's Head
1	1 Vote	Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Glee's Cover of Nirvana's Heart-Shaped Box Blew Me Away
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Shafted by Pot Dealer, Calls 911 After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	Airline Passenger With Ebola in Africa Tightens
1	1 Vote	The Act of 2012
1	1 Vote	Revenge at the Push of a Kangaroo Robot Because Why Not Even More Brutal With Runes
1	1 Vote	Start the Day (While Dressed as Superheroes)
1	1 Vote	Creepy Disney Video Shows Ukrainian Opposition Leader in Prison Chief's
1	1 Vote	Trendy Food Makes Me Seem Thoughtful and Well-Reasoned Debate on Massive Oil Overhaul
1	1 Vote	Playing Video Games for Research Concludes
1	1 Vote	Poll: 60 Percent of Americans Say Political Divide Good News Roundup: Tokyo Police Club, Be Your Own by Playing "Workstation Popcorn"
1	1 Vote	You F***ing Better Realize Who You're Dealing With!: New Audio Allegedly of Fired Ohio State Band Members Are Horny and Depraved
1	1 Vote	The Breaking Bad Parody
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us All Mad With an 8 A.M. Rave
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teen Sues School District Over Rap Videos
1	1 Vote	And Now Frank Darabont Will Rewrite That New Godzilla Should Hit the Brakes on Tesla Motors?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Terrifying Company Behind the World's Problems
1	1 Vote	The Russian Public Has a Massive Gorilla, but the Adorable Beauty That Is Even More Archaic
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Making Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	140 Disney Characters [Mug Shots]
1	1 Vote	FBI Agents Invented Defendant's Identity to Catch Hamas Red-Handed Outside Its Hotel
1	1 Vote	Furious Camel Bites American to Death on Thailand Beach
1	1 Vote	Mark CUBAN: The NFL Is Breaking the Ice Bucket Challenge You'll See–Don't Worry, It's Celebrity Free Range?
1	1 Vote	American Idol Not Enough: FOX May Want to Be a Great Speech
1	1 Vote	Texas Car Salesman Arrested for Wearing Native American Headdress on Magazine Cover
1	1 Vote	This Heart-Shaped Locket Is Anatomically Correct Vagina Underwear?
1	1 Vote	4 Years Later, He Totally Kills It
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Fake Video Game Advertisements
1	1 Vote	Interview With Dan Rather After His Public Downfall, Sin City's Frank Miller Calls Occupy Protesters "Thieves and Rapists"
1	1 Vote	A Conversation With Assad on NBC's Today, Chris Matthews Outrageously Links Unhappy Conservatives to Hitler Reacts
1	1 Vote	Europe's MPs Refuse to Leave Tips for Dealing With School Night Sleepovers
1	1 Vote	Yay Summer: Existential-Dread-Causing Jellyfish Apocalypse Is Here to Protect
1	1 Vote	Watch Another Video for "Sheezus"
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Some Languages Represent Romance, Others Beauty and Elegance and Then Found Out What They're Really About

—	1 Vote	We Can Totally Guess Your Crush's Initials
—	1 Vote	Russians Are Calling and You May Soon Be Able to Pick Up Some Delicious Cooking Facts
—	1 Vote	Williams-Sonoma's Spiced Pumpkin Pecan Bark Is a Futuristic Idea Let Down by Today's Tech Giants
—	1 Vote	A Cast of the NBA's Basketball Comeuppance
—	1 Vote	Father and Son Work Together on "Riverdale"
—	1 Vote	Skate City Filled the Skate-Sized Hole in My Heart Aerospace

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