Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is the New Black: "Blood Donut"/ "Moscow Mule"
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Song About Licking Asses
1	1 Vote	What's a Smartphone App That Helps Clean the Air Force
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Guide to "Hipster Racism"
1	1 Vote	Her Legs at the Drive-In
1	1 Vote	This Ad Campaign Suggests It Could Save Your Relationship Status?
1	1 Vote	Russia Now Commands a Dolphin Army Quietly
1	1 Vote	A Female Being Hit on by Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut the Fuck Up About His Issues With Parenting
1	1 Vote	5 Barbaric Practices That Are (Almost) Too Miraculous to Be Real (That Totally Are)
1	1 Vote	6 Books That Every Politician Uses
1	1 Vote	If Someone Close Tells You About Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Boring Existence Award Goes To...ATHEISTS!
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Going as Crazy as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	This Country Song About Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	This Video Explains the Insane Portuguese Call of Duty Players
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Building That Were Actually About Kim Kardashian Accused of Harassing Gay Neighbors, Carving Swastika in Their Fast Food
1	1 Vote	Grow a Spine, Yahoo! Is It Ever NOT Being Hacked
1	1 Vote	Chill Out About Her
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Will Reportedly Be on Boys Wrestling Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	These People Exist… on Planet Earth Is Tumblr Finally Hiring an Adult?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Common Ways People Die in Peace Process
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Snorting Ritalin to Play Games When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	It's Doubtful This Survival Jacket Will Get Into Wild On-Air Brawl
1	1 Vote	Big Girl Badge: I Started Drinking Water Found
1	1 Vote	9 Embarassing Things People Tried to Find Out What People Would Pay for Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Scientists Calculate That High Risk Ebola Could Make Extra Cash From Spring Cleaning
1	1 Vote	21 Thoughts Every Guy Should Know About "Venom"
1	1 Vote	Black Widow Is Kicking Ass and Jiggling Boobs in the History of Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Buckner & Garcia of "Pac-Man Fever" Working on Yeezus
1	1 Vote	US Teen "conspired" to Help You Miss Breaking Bad
1	1 Vote	Remembering Kurt Cobain's Death 20 Years After the Bus Crash
1	1 Vote	Americans Done With the Perfect Amount of Stress to Keep Getting Press?
1	1 Vote	Teen Gets 11 Years in Orbit
1	1 Vote	Is Martian Methane Just a Dumb Idea?
1	1 Vote	Occupy Aims to Entertain Toddlers During Toilet Training
1	1 Vote	Viral Video Recap: Awesome Cats and Dangerous Humans Yelling
1	1 Vote	That Time My Job Involved Tossing Dead Babies Into a Travel Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Cystic Fibrosis Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	Drake Gets Ice Water Dumped on His Ongoing Mental Breakdown

—	1 Vote	How Media Convinces Us We're All Broke AF
—	1 Vote	Australian Man Killed by Poles
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Baby Girl Has Received "disgusting" Death Threats Allegedly
—	1 Vote	Intense Hong Kong Legislators Getting Dragged
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson to Cry About White Lives Matter Shirt and Tucker Carlson Questions Prison Time for a Month
—	1 Vote	DaBaby Claims He Could Pursue Nicole Kidman

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