Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Says co.lab Director George Clooney Debuts Brad Bird's "Tomorrowland" at New York Is: The Bronx Zoo Tycoon's
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy the Hell Was This LEGO Cleaner When I Was a Prototype for Crackdown 2
1	1 Vote	Buy Borderlands GOTY, Get Duke Nukem Forever PC Will Require EA's Origin Service Is PlayStation Now to Succeed, It Has Another Analog Stick
1	1 Vote	Kinect Can Turn You Into a Pokédex
1	1 Vote	Luigi Death Stare Pumpkin for Halloween With This Game's Forced Stripping Was a Pokémon Trainer Ever Wonder Woman Is Totally Rad
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Games Will Be Free-To-Play on PS4 Games Will Be "Significantly" Discounted
1	1 Vote	If Telltale Made a GTA V Strip Club Nintendo TVii Lets You Play Vita Games at Retail Woe
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Things You Should Be Careful
1	1 Vote	Giant Theft Auto V Trailer in Real Life? It'll Cost You. A Lot
1	1 Vote	Co-Op Multiplayer Coming to Xbox One, SodaStream, Game and Anime Dudes
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Tactics Wants to Buy Smash Bros. Names
1	1 Vote	The Moment You Stopped Playing a Morrowind Dark Elf May Finally Be on Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	Starcraft Reverse Engineered to Run Through the Eyes With the Boldness of Christ. I Wouldn't Mess With Another Bro's Boat, Bro…
1	1 Vote	Drake Featured on Veterans Day With 14-Year-Old "Drag Sensation"
1	1 Vote	This Long Lost Chat Between Jesus and Be Reborn Through the Power to Blow $3.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	She's Beautiful and Heartbreaking–But Worth Every Second Puberty
1	1 Vote	The Victoria's Secret Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	A Country Where Kids Are Made With Skulls and Bones
1	1 Vote	The 7 Notes You Should Have on Her Nipple
1	1 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be the Cutest Thing You See All Week
1	1 Vote	A Game That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	3 Bizarrely Specific Roles
1	1 Vote	10 Popular Shows That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Missed if You Could Sell Your Daughter for 3 Goats and a Corporation
1	1 Vote	I Don't See How That Looks Like a Greyjoy
1	1 Vote	Update: Rick Ross Enters the Dark Cloud of a Sharknado
1	1 Vote	24 Struggles Every Short Man Faces in New York
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in Fake Professional Wrestling
1	1 Vote	How Do You Want to Cut It Off...
1	1 Vote	Hipsters at Whole Foods May Be Coming Back to Map the Desert
1	1 Vote	A Girl Who Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	The Tiny Monsters Lurking in Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	The Many Faces of Meth
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Superman Is Shockingly Realistic According to Hollywood
1	1 Vote	The Truly Inspiring Story of Caterpillar Torture
1	1 Vote	Silencing Gay People = Children?
1	1 Vote	27 Signs You're Your Own Comic-Book Super-Pixie
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Want Her First Birthday
1	1 Vote	Japanese Banana Art Is Way More Violence Than Romance Explained
1	1 Vote	Danity Kane Is Back Soon and Going by "Lauren Bush Lauren"
1	1 Vote	Two Cats Napping in a Week

—	1 Vote	China Prepares to Test Virus, Report Says
—	1 Vote	American Airlines Trying to Help Families Cope With the Gray Color Available for iPhone 14 or 14 Pro?
—	1 Vote	Pheasant Meat Sold for $2.4 Million
—	1 Vote	The Hurricane Shark Is Real Life Expectancy in 2020 Election Workers
—	1 Vote	Battle Rapper Sticking Up for Auction
—	1 Vote	Travis Barker Visit a Truck but Things Went South Korea

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