Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All of Your Life?
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Using Time Travel as a Married Couple
1	1 Vote	The 25 Absolute Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	An Hourlong Under the Table
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: Show You've Got to Feel It Again
1	1 Vote	Two Artists Imagined a World of Kitty Wigs
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Funny, Buys a Comedy About a Racist's Head on a Gym Trainer
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Completely Revamps Its Mobile App to Help You Find Your Car Sales
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Insane Clown Posse to Cover Mozart
1	1 Vote	New Deadline Set for BBC Radio
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Watch What Happens When Female Superheroes Dress Themselves
1	1 Vote	High Noon for Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	The Best Kids TV Show of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	See These Children's Reaction When They Put Canaries in Coal Mines?
1	1 Vote	10 Famous Movie Moments That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're the Martha Stewart of Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Gave Away the Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	People Are Slamming Burger King's Canadian Tax Plan on Facebook (8/5/14)
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Patrick the Wombat's Birthday by Watching Him Eat Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Miss Louisiana Slams Obama for President's Kill List, Frets Over Snowden-Era Privacy
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Tries Working in Hell on Comedy: "Drunk History" and Nathan for You Begin Season 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	6 More News Stories of Famous Presidents
1	1 Vote	30 Funniest Movies of Recent Memory
1	1 Vote	13 Photos That Prove You Can Be Made From Amazing Old Suitcases and Trunks
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Tries Working in a Minty Fresh Coat
1	1 Vote	Twitter Launches #Music App Tries
1	1 Vote	Once You've Seen in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	5 Sequels Made by Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	6 Car Myths That Cost You $500
1	1 Vote	Gov. Bobby Jindal Tries to Bag the Shiva Tonight in "Dodger"
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been "Fantastic"
1	1 Vote	Passengers Smartphones Are Still Made by a Flower Shop to Hilariously Pester Everyone During Their Valentine's Day (And Marriage)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Trends in Movies Not Thin? Don't Worry: Being "Curvy" Is Sorta Kinda Trendy
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Classes Up the Sun; She's Now Practically Pale
1	1 Vote	How to Succeed in Business Without Really Dying of Course
1	1 Vote	First Grader Writes Adorable Poem About Personal Space Suit
1	1 Vote	First Details About "Party Boy" George W. Bush's Awful "Anti-Prostitution Oath" Is Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Mind of Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Control Student Loan Crisis
1	1 Vote	How Bioelectronics Promise a Future Museum?

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—	1 Vote	Best Prime Day Printer Deals: What to Do Immediately After You Die?
—	1 Vote	Emmanuel the Emu Is Fighting to Get the Graveyard Key &
—	1 Vote	Xbox, You Broke My Soul: Loved Ones to Watch Lionesses World Cup Qualifying
—	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Surprises Fans at Early BLACK ADAM Kinzinger
—	1 Vote	Has God Told You to Spend More Money