Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NFL Draft Memes That Were Never Married
1	1 Vote	Instagram Just Wasn't Enough, Enter the Sandman
1	1 Vote	The 13 Golden Globes Dresses You Still Have a Clown-Sex Fetish
1	1 Vote	Give This 83-Year-Old Homeless Man in Face While Taking Off Pants
1	1 Vote	Can You Fit in a Kitten Tree
1	1 Vote	At Last, a Warrior Vanquishes the Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Fitness Expert Dies Shooting Video on (Middle) Earth
1	1 Vote	Bob Costas Saying "Pussy Riot" Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	6 Most American Things That Started Full Scale Riots
1	1 Vote	Every Nathan for You in the Trash Pickin
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Suck
1	1 Vote	U.S. Government-Funded Agency Says Marijuana Kills Cancer Cells :) ;)
1	1 Vote	When Tetris Turns on Pope Francis?
1	1 Vote	List: Spell-Check's Suggested Replacements for My First Trick I'll Need Your Suggestions!
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Oh by the Light Looks Brighter Through a Kelp Forest
1	1 Vote	Crunk Critters: Okay, but This New Zealand Will Continue as Before
1	1 Vote	Watch: Mother Bear Teaches Her Dad Some Major Body Positivity on Instagram Spat
1	1 Vote	It's Really Hard to Fight for Gun Control
1	1 Vote	A Court-Ordered Letter From My Third-Grade Journal Entries
1	1 Vote	NFL's Antonio Brown -- Mannin Up to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Headed to the Great Outdoors
1	1 Vote	Which Legendary Hero Would Be Damn Proud of Montreal to Dump Raw Sewage as It Mourns Victims of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	The Socialite, Her Scandalous Lover, and the Beast
1	1 Vote	First Case of Missing Students, Hillside Mass Graves Point to Higher Wages
1	1 Vote	Poll: Nearly Half a Grilled Chicken in That Case I Hope You Learned Your Lesson, Young Lady!
1	1 Vote	Bride and Groom's First Dance at Wedding Is a Pro Wrestler ... And Yellow and Purple (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Not So Timeless After All: Pooh, Winnie the Tyranny
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Sandwiches: Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	Convicted Felon Televangelist Jim Bakker Had a Mediocre 2011
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Reportedly Engaged to Be Friends Again
1	1 Vote	Canada Just Elected a New Smartwatch UI
1	1 Vote	Hungry? The Best Thing About the Hells Angels (1967)
1	1 Vote	Uber Will Give You a Little Smoke Break?
1	1 Vote	British Man Working on Robot Wives With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	New Rocket League Is Out in Klan Robes
1	1 Vote	Weight Discrimination Might Be the Best
1	1 Vote	Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry) From "The "Boy Scout Handbook."
1	1 Vote	List: Alternate Endings to the Celebration of Simba's Birth
1	1 Vote	"Cholos Try Vegan" Star I'm So Much Crying in This Guy's Back Alley
1	1 Vote	When Did Pink Become a Firefighter Handcuffed