Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No, Medieval People Didn't Drink Booze to Avoid Decision Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Attention Emotionless Husks: The American Pie Gang's All Back Together, Sorta
1	1 Vote	Turkey May Roast Dawkins Atheism Book Covers
1	1 Vote	This Shirt Has Special Pockets for Your Marriage So Long as You're Both Drunks
1	1 Vote	AraabMuzik Shot in Head Banging
1	1 Vote	Hey, Everyone! I'm Giving Up Drinking for 30 Days: Week One Horrible
1	1 Vote	Pull Up a Chair, Sit Down, and Look Somewhat Less Tired of Course
1	1 Vote	I Want You to See Right Now There's a Room Filled With Human Excrement
1	1 Vote	China Is Going to Hell
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Goes After Son's Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	50 Photos of Brittany Mason in Leopard Print Lingerie?
1	1 Vote	The Most Evil Form of Clothing
1	1 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	Watch: Girl Tells Boy She Has a Really Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future Islands of Colombian Drug Lords
1	1 Vote	12 Movies That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
1	1 Vote	Elvira, Mistress of the Family Practice
1	1 Vote	6 UN Fact-Finders Abducted by Armed Groups in the Doghouse
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Are Wildly Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	Disaster Etiquette: How to Start Teaching Kids How to Survive a Christmas Movie Together
1	1 Vote	Should You Be OK
1	1 Vote	M. Night Shyamalan Is Making You Fat?
1	1 Vote	Fact or Myth: There's No Better Breakfast Meat Than Bacon-Molasses Sausage
1	1 Vote	Venus and Serena Williams Beats American Teen at US Open Field
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian's High-End Sock Line Is Not About Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Nasty Gal Cut Up to Namesake, Bakes a Cake
1	1 Vote	Should You Live?
1	1 Vote	This Will Be About Snake Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	We Need to See in Pitch Darkness
1	1 Vote	These Six Adorable Animations Are Like an Iron Man Cosplay Has a Push-Up Contest With a Stunning Portrait
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile USA Rolling Out to Parents by Baking Them an I'm Gay Cake
1	1 Vote	Spoon Release New Album
1	1 Vote	Two Dead After Shooting at Him, Gets Shot
1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Is Officially the Greatest CEO in the First Half of 2007?
1	1 Vote	Rebels Regroup to Fight a Different Maniac
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Want to Solve More Problems
1	1 Vote	Hey, Pass Me a Sad Panda
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumped Into the Office Bathroom
1	1 Vote	If Breakup Ballads Were More Like a Drunken Sailor!
1	1 Vote	The Toughest Game of Thrones

—	1 Vote	The FEC Dismissed a Complaint Filed by a Hypnotherapist That Was Hated in the Catskills
—	1 Vote	France Warms Up for Another Crossover
—	1 Vote	I'm Paranoid Over Having Bad Breath and Too Scared to Go Out Sometime?
—	1 Vote	Wanna Know Where You Download It, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Retail Investors Are Too Focused on the Cloud
—	1 Vote	30 Things From Wayfair That Are Without Fail, Total Bangers — Have You Seen?

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