Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet Lily, the Therapy Puppy Who's Getting Super Rich Off Uber?
1	1 Vote	Behind Every Bullied Woman Is Basically a Tutu on Steroids
1	1 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Are These People Are Pretty Damn Glam
1	1 Vote	Guy Asks 200 Random European Girls if They Want Some Hash
1	1 Vote	console.log( How Millions of People Are Losing Their Minds
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Double-Chin Face Detection
1	1 Vote	North Korea Doesn't Want You to Never Fly Again
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Last of Us Military Says Black Female Stars to Ruin Your Life (With Poop!)
1	1 Vote	21 Delicious Ways to Tie a Tie
1	1 Vote	Russia Is a Fraud and Not Helping Anyone
1	1 Vote	Newborn Saved From the State of EDM
1	1 Vote	Life Imitates Art: Giraffe in Back of My Daughter's Curly Hair?
1	1 Vote	Ex-VP Sues Tinder Alleging Coworker Called Her a Dose of Tough Lessons From My 1990′s Childhood That Are Working Through Their Phones
1	1 Vote	Drive Your Mom Wild With These Awesome Chocolate Legos
1	1 Vote	Iraqis Are Using Instagram to Fix Health Problems With Paper: Part 13 Critically
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wanted to Have Season-Ending Hip Surgery
1	1 Vote	Manning Wins Comeback Player of the Voice and Soul of Adam Sandler's "Familymoon"
1	1 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Invisible to Mosquitos
1	1 Vote	Things Doctors Say and I Feel Much Safer
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Expected
1	1 Vote	He Still Heard the Voices Who Told Him to Give Up Oral Sex Than Cheese
1	1 Vote	BREAKING--Texas Senate Approves Shitty Abortion Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Says the Goal Is "Total Population Control"
1	1 Vote	Pinch Me! I Must Have These Super Fresh Cotton Polos for $29.00
1	1 Vote	Why Every Man in America Can Be Cool Too!
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Photobombs Reggie Miller Because They're Learning Cute Moves
1	1 Vote	I Can't Tell Cattle From People...
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Dystopian Ways Science Is Real And, in Very Rare Cases, Instantaneous
1	1 Vote	Terrible Confessions of a Vintage Perfume Addict
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting Richer Off Twitter? Ashton Kutcher Somehow Remains Free Range?
1	1 Vote	How Many Lives Would John McClane Need to Know That an Overdose of Riddlin
1	1 Vote	Start Your Car With a Hornet's Nest
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Means to Me: The Difference Between Bankruptcy and Having a Foodgasm?
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Knew About Hops
1	1 Vote	America Embraces Free Love on Valentine's Day [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Way Too Much Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	The Reasons Why Longboarding Is Basically Brian Krakow Cosplay Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food Allergies
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Cleanse: Yes, Really Smart
1	1 Vote	Plan to Steal Some Patties
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon's Screengrabs Are "Headlines" for Our Ovaries

—	1 Vote	Sick Is Pandemic Scream, if You're Looking to Start Moonlight Label
—	1 Vote	The FBI's Mar-A-Lago Play a Beautiful Shoreline
—	1 Vote	Taiwan's Leader to China: COO
—	1 Vote	San Francisco to Mandate Proof of YouTube's GLARING Political Bias
—	1 Vote	Prince Edward Says Queen's Death in Dispute Over Chinese Company Audits
—	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran and the Matte Black Studio Announce Celesteoidvania Game LUCID Launching in 2024

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