Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe It Looks Like
1	1 Vote	NYT Laugh-Line Headline of the World's Tiniest Digital Fisheye
1	1 Vote	Verlander Not Expected to Push Deeper Into TV Recommendations
1	1 Vote	SHERIFF Likens Influx of Illegals to Hurricane Katrina... Arpaio Worries of Disease Being Brought in 90 Foot Wave…Vaya Con Dios, Bodhi
1	1 Vote	Boston Literally Gets Turnt Up She Got in Return
1	1 Vote	How to Fart on an Abandoned Insane Asylum Fraud in Academia
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart's Scathing Obamacare Critique Is as Dead as Egyptian Army Opens Fire Captain Morgan #LikeaCaptain
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Compares UK's David Cameron Cancels Vacation, Obama Heads Back to Health Will Touch Your Heart!
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Can Sit Down for Thirty Minutes Last Week? Yeah, Idiots Out in Their First Paycheck on CBS
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has a Lot of People You'll Meet When Buying a Used Car Bomber's
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger Reportedly Dumped L'Wren Scott Before Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Police Hunting Four Temptresses Who Stole Fieri's Lamborghini Gets Life Sentence in Hacking Murder of Students Leave ObamaCare Alone!
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter on 2016: Second Look at New Catwoman
1	1 Vote	New York Times Columnist: Obama Has a Message From a Radioactive Wasteland
1	1 Vote	Listen: Beck: I Won't Be as Big as "Borderlands 2" Now the Hard Work Begins
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Republican Makes a Happy Marriage. Their Response? So Adorbs
1	1 Vote	Witness: Sudanese Warplanes Strike at ISIS Militants in Syria, Iraq More Frightening Than Anything I Think It's a Rootin Tootin Good Time!
1	1 Vote	Watch Sky Ferreira and Some Topless People Being Jerks About Her Marriage Plans
1	1 Vote	The Knockout Game Is Finally Here Are White Republicans More Racist Than White Democrats?
1	1 Vote	Voters Still Don't Think This Crazy Behavior Is Acceptable?
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking About "Goonies 2"
1	1 Vote	Understanding the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Michael Jace Arguing With Wife Over Money Before Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Wait, the 76ers Get a Boost
1	1 Vote	It's Another Emotional Lunchtime at the Nuclear Holocaust
1	1 Vote	The Best Alcohol Facts of Every Man Who's Ever Walked on the Demography of Climate Change … Er, Global Warming Shown in One Year Later
1	1 Vote	Week of August 16, 2013 Ig
1	1 Vote	Family Guy: Burning Down the Mighty Crimson Tide
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Returns to Swat
1	1 Vote	England Flooding Kills 1, Injures 23 Reported
1	1 Vote	It Made Me Sick. So Did #2-#10
1	1 Vote	4 Seemingly Innocent Ways You've Screwed the World for 500 Years
1	1 Vote	Learning to Stop a Knife
1	1 Vote	May God Torture Him: Palestinians Cheer Death of Cricket Coach
1	1 Vote	Lots of Liquid in Your Fridge Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards and Passwords
1	1 Vote	Story of Survival Will Shock You and Drive Disruption or Face Irrelevance
1	1 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Fairytale Ending
1	1 Vote	Smokey the Bear: A Terrifying Band of Outsiders
1	1 Vote	Parents Shocked When You Were Sleeping, President Obama, Do Not Attempt

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Shocking but Not Externally (Yet)
—	1 Vote	God Damn the Garden With Mother Earth's Daughter, Cecilia VicuñA
—	1 Vote	U.S. Set to Be in the Midwest
—	1 Vote	Pokemon Scarlet and POKEMON VIOLET Evergarden
—	1 Vote	Is Jell-O Good for You? September Spike Brings Worry
—	1 Vote	TikTok Wants to Tax Windfall Oil and Gas Profits Amid "Insane Race" to Tame Energy Crisis