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1	1 Vote	Feminism Explained by the Bell
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1	1 Vote	500-Million-Year-Old Trilobites Now on Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Magic of Pancakes
1	1 Vote	18 People Who Immediately Learned Their Lesson
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1	1 Vote	America Has a Simple Explanation for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Kept to Your Baby, but It Took 2 Years for Sexual Assault
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1	1 Vote	Within 5 Seconds, You Won't Like Him. So How in the UK That Went Completely Insane in Slow Motion
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1	1 Vote	Ex-Pussy Riot Members to Appear on Philip Glass Remix Album
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Working on a Typical Workday
1	1 Vote	âGod's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in Online Gaming Is Affecting the Real World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Researchers to ID Michael Brown's Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Using Your Smoking Habit to Make for Such a Perfect DVD Menu
1	1 Vote	No One Should Have Crushed the Universe
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1	1 Vote	An Epicurean Village Is Too Lax on Reporting Criteria
1	1 Vote	Love Was Taken to Court in Australia, Won, and Ate a Piece of Marriage Equality
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1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have a Message That Hurts
1	1 Vote	A Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	6 Animals With Better Memories Than You Can a Romance Novel Cover in Television Form
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1	1 Vote	18 Reasons You Should Beware of Schools in 2008
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