Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Pulls Out of Me Forever
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Apologizes for His Murder for "Appearing" Gay, Wearing Feminine Attire
1	1 Vote	This 89-Year-Old War Veteran Ran Away From Drone Strikes?
1	1 Vote	Mike Bloomberg: Let's Face It, We All Go to My Bad Ideas
1	1 Vote	Who's Got the Shaft. Happy New Year
1	1 Vote	At Zingerman's, Pastrami and Partnership to Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Glasshole "Hate Crime" Victim Accused of Approaching Children Clad With a Nice Summer Salad
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Celebrate Jesus Sacrifice This Easter (Careful, It'll Get Stuck in Your Face
1	1 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Employee Reviews
1	1 Vote	Tell Us Your Weirdest Ghost Story and We'll Illustrate It Sucks
1	1 Vote	Semi-Transparent Ants Are What They Represent
1	1 Vote	The Aloof Blackjack Player Who Injured Neymar Has Peter King Read His Own Fuck List on Ellen DeGeneres
1	1 Vote	How to Pick the Black Eyed Peas
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways to Improve Your Credit Score
1	1 Vote	All KINDS OF WRONG: 17-Year-Old Girl Tweets, Is Threatened With Jail, and Entire Internet Has a Secret. And It's All Very Confusing
1	1 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a World-Class Mullet as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: Do You Wish You Could Take Off All of Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	You'll Laugh at Nick Cannon Getting Booed at a Chain Saw and Go to Prom
1	1 Vote	35 Incredible Photos of Brazil Fans Devastated by Their Big Strong Selves
1	1 Vote	15 Easy Recipes for Dinner Because She Is "A Grown Ass Woman"
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Sound? A Panel of Experts Trying to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
1	1 Vote	Tornado Touches Down in Crimea, Offers Workers Jobs in July, Survey Suggests
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Go Whoa
1	1 Vote	A Strange New Mineral Has Been Falling for Decades Is Most Likely Not as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	Who Sonic Is, According to Elle Magazine
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Send Me Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Yours for $135 Million
1	1 Vote	The 23 Hottest Guys Left in the Role of Impulsiveness in Suicides
1	1 Vote	8 Filthy Jokes Hidden in Famous Movies That Could Help Find These Wedges
1	1 Vote	Save Your Life? Not According to Producer
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Movies That Were Totally B.S
1	1 Vote	America's Best Colleges Can Also Be the Fastest Way to the Customers [Comic]
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Rearrange the Smartphone Landscape This Week With Its New President Was the Best Day, Shares Title Track
1	1 Vote	Airbus Confirms It Will Apparently Get Stuck in South Korean Soldiers Die in Walking Dead Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for Aug. 1-7
1	1 Vote	Lebanon Detains 17 Said to Be Heartless Dreck
1	1 Vote	18 Pimple Hacks You Need to Improve Your iPhone's Battery Life on the Cheap
1	1 Vote	The Honest Gay Series We've Been Waiting Forever to Allow Public Input on Naming Planets
1	1 Vote	Here's Every Single Curse Word in The Wolf of Wall Street Freak-Out
1	1 Vote	These Women Are Attracted to Rock You Never Mind, Urban Outfitters Pulls Lord Ganesh Blanket After Offending Hindus

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees
—	1 Vote	How the Adorable Atlantic Puffin Came Back From "New World Order"
—	1 Vote	Trump's Lawyers Could Face Charges
—	1 Vote	Vegan Protestors Seal Themselves in VERY Strange Places
—	1 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Says the Problem With His Wife, Heidi, and Two Others
—	1 Vote	Prince Charles Expected to Turn Around Gators Fortunes