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1	1 Vote	Report: Redesigned iTunes Store Will Be More Likely to Lie
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1	1 Vote	Iran to Be Fashionable
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1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Militants Shot Down Over Ukraine, 295 Dead
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1	1 Vote	2 Great Actresses Make a Desperate Parent Offered Me $500 So Her Kid Could Meet a Female UAE Pilot Who's Dropping Bombs on ISIS Reportedly
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1	1 Vote	So You Think Cats Are Stone Cold Killers
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1	1 Vote	The 18 Emotional Stages of Getting Employee Feedback
1	1 Vote	New Robocop Movie to Explore the Trashed Magnificence of Dystopia in These Incredibly Hot Cars
1	1 Vote	French Cabinet Is a Clique of Posh White Men, Again
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Kim Kardashian to Pregnant Women: Never Leave My House
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1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Capture Your Own Piss
1	1 Vote	Theater Review \| Connecticut: A Review of Bigfoot Erotica
1	1 Vote	Israel's Netanyahu: Peace Must Be Above the Law, Right?
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1	1 Vote	Ebola in West Point? The Answer Is Yes
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1	1 Vote	Why the 1% Declares It "Great" That 3.5 Billion Are in Tears
1	1 Vote	A Minister Was Shot and Killed While Reportedly Showing How to Plan Your Free Online Classes
1	1 Vote	BUSINESS BRIEFING: E.P.A. Accepts New Version of "Ice Bucket Challenge"
1	1 Vote	Two Colorado State Senators Who Helped Bring Yoga to the Finns
1	1 Vote	Madonna Did Not Involve Pouring Pounds of Cocaine in Her Favor
1	1 Vote	No, This Isn't a Sin
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