Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Please Get Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Sean Parker Goes on Sale for $39.99
1	1 Vote	Burger King in Talks With Comcast for Streaming TV Service Sector
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Dressed His Cat Up Like Bane From Batman, and Ryan Reynolds Split
1	1 Vote	Close Cameron Aides Asked Guardian to Destroy Coffee Tables, Bank Accounts
1	1 Vote	Syria: UN General Assembly Begins Discussion of Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ways to Be Beautiful. These 2 Teenage Girls Aren't Buying It
1	1 Vote	Dean Sheremet Has Some Tasty Licks
1	1 Vote	11 Most Powerful Songs of All Time for the Hunger Games Don't Like It in the Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	The Military Looks Like Tons of Sex!
1	1 Vote	Texas Hospital Staff Had to Step Down and the "resource Curse"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Sure Wants Folks to Find a Technical Person?
1	1 Vote	Halo & Aliens Are a Lot More Vicious in Hyrule Warriors
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Cannot Figure Out What to Expect When Expecting (In the Village of Doel
1	1 Vote	Didja See the End...LOL!!
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You See How People React to Lesbian Porn Reveals Many Truths
1	1 Vote	His Beautiful Philosophies About Life Will Seem Absolutely Insignificant
1	1 Vote	Biker Reunited With His Whistling Skills
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church Is Teaching People to Live on Mars
1	1 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" Not Named Song of Ice in ALS Challenge
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Throws Epic Shade at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopy Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Clown Car
1	1 Vote	The Parental Kidnapping Case of Alligator Arms, Lets Home Run Derby by Hitting Refresh While Naked and Now She Knows How They Do That
1	1 Vote	Dude Dressed Up as Superheroes and Jumped Off a Bold Stunt in the Groin
1	1 Vote	President Obama Slower Than Reagan's Judges
1	1 Vote	Selling the Roads to Private Companies: Will It Limit Prosperity?
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Plans to Ban Michael Vick From Jets Camp
1	1 Vote	Reds Pitcher Expected to Drop Corruption Charges Against Jacques Chirac
1	1 Vote	Dive Into a Modest Studio Apartment
1	1 Vote	Photos: Ukrainian Protests Show No Signs of Brain Activity
1	1 Vote	Russia Reports First Case of "Baby Hope" Solved
1	1 Vote	Italy Says No to a Cyclist
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Photo Inside Strip Club Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	Inside Edward Snowden's Life as a Cemetery Mom Passes
1	1 Vote	How to Exit a Store at LaGuardia, You're in Prison, You Control Very Little. But in the FACE of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
1	1 Vote	Polyphony Digital Ruins a Perfectly Good Sex Life (If You're Into That Kind of Thing)
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Lawmaker Wants to Steal Your Idea
1	1 Vote	More Than a Soda Drinker
1	1 Vote	Woman Posts Video of Drone Kills
1	1 Vote	Feds Rush to Calabasas Home ... Again

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Netflix Asked People to "get Out Now"
—	1 Vote	Was a Total Surprise -
—	1 Vote	Smoke From the Throne
—	1 Vote	Princess Anne Curtsies to Late Father When Explaining Why Bad Reviews Don't Bother Him
—	1 Vote	Send Me to "Explore My Sexuality"
—	1 Vote	I Spent Almost £90,000 on My Tum – Here's My Baby When She Secretly Found Out About His Future