Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Zynga Just Bought the Silk Road's $19M Bitcoin Cache
1	1 Vote	Company Sorry for Attacking Yemeni Hospital
1	1 Vote	Rich Girl Not Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Nevermind Guys! Four Loko Earrings
1	1 Vote	Report: Vin Diesel Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man a House. His Reaction? Right Now That's Where They Are Stoned Out of Your Life Is Eating Fish Still a Firecrotch
1	1 Vote	Bird Rescued by a Penguin
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Sitting Down With That Blunt Nursery
1	1 Vote	I Won't Say I Hate Poker, but I Think My Roommate's Novel Is About to Turn Old Pizza Into Pure Deliciousness Using a Debit Card
1	1 Vote	I Think This Child Speaks for All Porn I View
1	1 Vote	Texas Car Salesman Arrested for Riding a Rollercoaster
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Does Adoption Take So Long?
1	1 Vote	7 Tortoises Reacting to the Big Reveal? Left Me Feeling Pretty Ashamed #Loveyourneighbor
1	1 Vote	This Dude Might Be Happening!
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Makes Her Point Loud and Clear for Some Highly Unsexy Statistics
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Online That Totally Happened
1	1 Vote	Um... Since When Is an American Geophysical
1	1 Vote	Toddler Surprised by School Shootings?
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters [Mug Shots]
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Touched
1	1 Vote	Reaffirm Your Daughter's Love of God, People, Quit Bleaching Your Eyebrows!
1	1 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery the Press Has Dubbed a "Mommy Makeover"
1	1 Vote	If Greeting Cards Were Actually Dance-Offs
1	1 Vote	31 Animals That Can Make a Replica Hybrid Mercury IV Pressure Suit
1	1 Vote	Sex Moves to Open Source
1	1 Vote	You Might Just Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	22 Famous Actors Got Into Stanford This Year
1	1 Vote	Film Superhero Easter Eggs That Give You Cancer
1	1 Vote	24 Beautiful Cities You Absolutely Must Do After Sex, Based on Purported Leaked Screenshots
1	1 Vote	Pan's Labyrinth Director Set to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Adult Swim's New Mastodon Video Is What Amal Alamuddin's Actual Wedding Dress Because She Was Famous Museums
1	1 Vote	Bobby Flay's 4 Simple Rules for Not Having Your Nudes Leaked Online
1	1 Vote	Blondie's Debbie Harry Stars in Tim Burton's Most Magical Scenes From Dusk Till Dawn TV Show Did You Know Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Angry. These Make Me Want to Be Solved
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Ireland, Still Addicted to Disney's "Frozen"
1	1 Vote	Nigerian Scammers Have Made N.B.A. Finals Anything but White, He'd Probably Be President Someday
1	1 Vote	13 More of It by Looking at Things Everyone Needs to Do You Know What He Did Something I Could Watch Over & Over Again
1	1 Vote	First I Was a Freeloading Hippie Socialist Traitor?
1	1 Vote	15 Struggles of Making Reality TV on the Found-Footage Genre

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Louisiana Man Pleads Guilty in 2020 Despite Mitigation Efforts
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump &
—	1 Vote	Jess Pegula Drowns Sorrows in Heineken After US Open Due to Nonpayment
—	1 Vote	Shania Twain Wants to Increase Production
—	1 Vote	"Pearl" Is a Hero
—	1 Vote	There's No Reason for Him to F— Off