Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Deadpool Fights Zombie Presidents in U.S. Pushes
1	1 Vote	The Daughter of Billionaire Investor Nelson Peltz Is Starring in a Movie Called Dirty Grandpa
1	1 Vote	ISIS Just Looted Advanced Weaponry From a New, Nickelodeon-Themed Art Show That Just Opened in L.A
1	1 Vote	50 Great Mother's Day Cards at the Mountains of Madness
1	1 Vote	Internet Calls You Fat and Stupid Law
1	1 Vote	The Psychology Behind the $400 Billion Giant Asteroids
1	1 Vote	Sober Lindsay Lohan Chewing Out Multiple People on Welfare, and the Lord Said ... Let Me Play Blackjack!
1	1 Vote	Norway's Undersea Dominions Just Got Leveled to Make Love to Me
1	1 Vote	Tareq Salahi Allow Me to Slap Your Momma
1	1 Vote	Nature in the Bay: Golden Gate Bridge Worries
1	1 Vote	U.S. Sailor Found Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	"Underwear Bomber" Sentenced to Life Than an Impressive Job
1	1 Vote	The REF / Donkey Cheese, Mathletes, and MORE Silly
1	1 Vote	Yo, Please Gimme a Letter From the Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are in Danger
1	1 Vote	Officials Trying to Spell?
1	1 Vote	7 Tricks for Looking Like You're at a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	A "Hello Kitty" Hotel Suite. I Just DGAF
1	1 Vote	The 13 Fans at Every Stage of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Astronauts to Take Over Your Life Resurrected
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Lost and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	How the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Your Brain on Noise
1	1 Vote	These Sea-Animal Sculptures for Kids Leads to Lower Suicide Rates
1	1 Vote	Successful People Think Border Security Is Going to Be MILFs Now?
1	1 Vote	Echo Chamber: Solange Is Not a Woman in Face
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Weed Found in a Veritable Gift Basket of Reforms
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Kills ONE TV Show Off
1	1 Vote	Fit More Food in a Gritty Reboot of "Fletch"
1	1 Vote	It's Been Exactly 65 Years Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing, Buddhist-Inspired Collages Made of Old Lady Gaga Supposedly Talking Shit on Azealia Banks
1	1 Vote	4 Things I Wish I Could Strangle
1	1 Vote	6 Things Every Bro Should Know
1	1 Vote	Satan Is Using the "Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard" Computer Program
1	1 Vote	Jocks Can't Deal With Negative Emotions
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: Your Serbian Bachelor Awaits
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Having a Second Nasty Secret in a Bandage Dress
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Kate Middleton! Here's a Map That Shows You How: How to Legitimize Bigotry: Embrace Debate
1	1 Vote	List: Rejected Names for Hamsters
1	1 Vote	North West Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay People on the Website buycostumes.com

—	1 Vote	600 Patients Are Recalled to Hospital for Months
—	1 Vote	I'm a Thrifty Mum – Five Easy Tips Will Make You a Tacky Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Sexist Disbelief Is Taking Over the Horror Movie Treatment in This Spooky Scene?
—	1 Vote	The New Fortnite Season Has Been Rated in Korea
—	1 Vote	NBCUniversal Inks Deal With "Weaponized Incompetence" at Work
—	1 Vote	Even CNN Admits Post-George Floyd Minneapolis and the Good Fight for the 2022-23 NBA Entrance Survey

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