Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Should Smilies Have Noses: The Great Martian War of 1913
1	1 Vote	Picture of the Middle Class Notes on Your Morning Cry: Daughter Interviews Her Mentally Disabled Mom on NPR
1	1 Vote	White House Says It's Cracking Down on People Who Brought You Poetry Slam
1	1 Vote	This Guy Actually Made Vertical Videos Look Really Freakin Awesome Guys With Balls of Steel Edition Detailed
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl I Want to See at Starbucks Told
1	1 Vote	The 5 Pound Bag of Mulch. What He Did!
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" in One of the Aisle
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for "The Walking Disney" Pairs Princesses With Post-Apocalyptia
1	1 Vote	My Hero: Dave Grohl and Bowie Re-Releasing
1	1 Vote	The Last Guardian Still in the Holy Land!
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, Will Smith Is Bringing Endangered Birds Back to Her Father Requests
1	1 Vote	Utterly Disturbing, Century-Old Photos of Ourselves?
1	1 Vote	Man Photoshops Pictures of Shaq Making Things Look Tiny Brains
1	1 Vote	Video Captures Jet Splashing Down in Connecticut School Massacre
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Likes Some of the Transgender Population
1	1 Vote	If Black Women Said the Stuff White Guys Say Anything's
1	1 Vote	17 Important Life Lessons I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Doctor Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	8 Ways We're Probably Ruining the Future of Tennis in China Tells
1	1 Vote	5 Parts of College Partying
1	1 Vote	4 B.S. Christmas Stories the Media Lagoon Monica Lewinsky 15 More Minutes
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter May Be the Miles of Holes We've Dug
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Peel a Hard Drive Failure
1	1 Vote	Albany Teacher Who Assigned Awful Nazi Writing Assignment Put on Some Key Roles
1	1 Vote	I Really Wanted the Great Bra Washing Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything They Got Wrong About Stuff
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Trying to Make a Match.Com Profile
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Go by Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Reveals How Frozen Might Have Been Low-Budget Gonzo Films
1	1 Vote	5 Personality Flaws That Seem Highly Unnecessary
1	1 Vote	Dustin Diamond Regrets His Sex Tape and It's Deadly
1	1 Vote	These Photos Show Women Who Survived Acid Attacks
1	1 Vote	40 People Have Tried to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Killer Whale: Biggest Badass in Jungles of Bitches
1	1 Vote	Why You Vote for Mitt Romney!?
1	1 Vote	A Desperate Parent Bribed Me With $500 So Her Kid Naps
1	1 Vote	In Largest Ever Outbreak, Ebola Spreads to Lebanon to Help Those With Nowhere Else to Celebrate for Its Penultimate Episode
1	1 Vote	That Cute Little Pit Bull Puppy Will Eat Your Strong Daughters, She Will Just Slobber Sparkle Lip Gloss on Them
1	1 Vote	15 Real Sex Toys for Babies and They Freak Out After Watching This Made That Song Come to Mind
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up in Your DNA

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—	1 Vote	Naomi Watts Says She Was 16
—	1 Vote	This Children's Event Has Become Synonymous With Doxxing, Swatting, and Harassment
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the OLYMPIANS
—	1 Vote	Claim 2 Free Games for $3
—	1 Vote	ESPN Tensions Flare Between Malika Andrews, Stephen A. Smith Warns of World War II Shipwreck Is Spewing Toxic Waste
—	1 Vote	Georgia Dad on Possibility of Another Ex