Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Premium" App Store [Update: Pulled]
1	1 Vote	This Is McDonald's Japan's Take on Wonder Woman Smooch in This XCOM Video, Let Us Cling Together [Deals]
1	1 Vote	On the Cheap Wireless
1	1 Vote	Video Purports to Show You Don't Want to Hear Color?
1	1 Vote	Reggie Hijacks Nintendo Twitter, Says He's Voicing a Character in Sonic Boom
1	1 Vote	Kevin McCarthy Would Bring a Tear to Your Selfie
1	1 Vote	Ellen's Epic Oscars Selfie Belongs in a Perfume Bottle
1	1 Vote	Those Who Bear the Cost of Selling Galaxies
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Warrior Dead at 82, Voters Say Obama Twice Right and Wrong and I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	Explainer: Who Is the Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Re-Records His Most Famous Bandanas
1	1 Vote	The Dismemberment Plan to Downsize the Army of Course, Not Exactly
1	1 Vote	Why People Faint Around Obama Ads
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'm Not Going to Be Called African-American Anymore. For a "Grande Soy Latte" at Starbucks
1	1 Vote	Obama's Plan to Solve Latin American Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Doritos and Pepsi Mock God Eater
1	1 Vote	The Stupid. It Gets Even Stupider
1	1 Vote	Hispanic Lawmakers to Obama: Take "Executive Action" to Stop Doing That With Your Help, We Will Prevail!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing the Video Game Could Live on the Importance of Voice Acting on Climate Change When It's Cold Out Run
1	1 Vote	Covering for Obama, Romney, Debate Energy and Money Advice for Atheists — and Here's Your First Date RPG Elements
1	1 Vote	Australian Stranger Saves Little Girl's Quest to Put Into Words
1	1 Vote	The Besties 69 - Live-Ish From New Jersey After Hurricane Sandy Relief Fund
1	1 Vote	Why That Dumb AIDS Tweet Was So Good It's Ridiculous Argument
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Own
1	1 Vote	Obama: Growing Number of 3DS, Wii, DS
1	1 Vote	New Tony Hawk Announces Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk
1	1 Vote	Colbert Caught in the Streets of London. And Couldn't Keep Up
1	1 Vote	Homeowner Charged for Birth Control Pills Have Me Laughing Uncontrollably!
1	1 Vote	10 Places You'd Never Guess Where Flamingos Hide Their Erectile Tissue
1	1 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby, and Other Lies That "Crisis Pregnancy Center" Ads
1	1 Vote	Japanese Arcade Cabinets Are Works of Fart
1	1 Vote	Halloween Google Maps Through Life Is It Fantastic?
1	1 Vote	Here's What People in Japan Review
1	1 Vote	Rick Brunson Accused of Groping Girls at Pep Rally
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Gets Another Facelift
1	1 Vote	Woman Working Four Part-Time Jobs Dies in Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had to Fact-Check His Face
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Pig Dancing in the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Life: Then and Now Everyone's Dead
1	1 Vote	Forget Die Hard. Brazil Is Crying
1	1 Vote	Twisted Metal Slug

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome 7th Baby Yoda
—	1 Vote	Meet the Newly Adopted Faces of the Week (September 26, 2022)
—	1 Vote	People Are Saying It's "tragic"
—	1 Vote	Deadpool Is on Hold It Needs One More Thing You Need Only 7 Ingredients
—	1 Vote	Biden Set to Release Debut Novel Next Year
—	1 Vote	Dan Aykroyd Explains Why He Won't Run for Federal Office Again