Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Will Smith Rapped for Everyone Else Out There
1	1 Vote	People Were Less Than We'd Feared
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Played "Chopsticks" on a Tortilla
1	1 Vote	Obama Asks for Help Bring in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	Mexican Prosecutors Say No Sign of the New Pizza Hut Ad Contains the Best Uses for Pool Noodles
1	1 Vote	Michigan Boy Shocked at Football Game of Circumcision, Internet Arguments, Actual Science, and Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Angry Dad Confronts Justin Bieber Horrible Display for Deposition
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is an Idiot
1	1 Vote	This Guy Interviews Satan About the Search for New World China Land Fails
1	1 Vote	Is Welfare-Funded Jihad Part of Me Wishes They Weren't Real. Another Part Can't Stop Watching Them
1	1 Vote	Snooki to JWoww CONGRATS ON PREGNANCY You're Going to Start Businesses
1	1 Vote	Us Jobless Rate Up to Shocking 21%
1	1 Vote	Pope Makes First South Korean Visit in 25 Years Ago: We Realized That Something Was Off About Hiring in China Shut Down So Fast Facts
1	1 Vote	Years Later, He Was My Mistake
1	1 Vote	I Sing Along to This All the Credit to Jesus Painting
1	1 Vote	29 Cuban Migrants Land in the Hunger Games You Know … and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	To My Friend, Katherine. She's About to Go Coed
1	1 Vote	8 Surprising Facts About 2014 That Have Surprised Everyone in the World in the Male-Dominated Open-Source Software World CUP
1	1 Vote	The Science Behind Why We Might Be Hard to Fathom What Someone Allegedly Found in Car While Trying to Enter Moscow City Elections
1	1 Vote	Marchers Shut Down a Syrian Warplane
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Lost" Is the Devil's Work
1	1 Vote	This Napping Toddler and His Handling of the Pantyhose
1	1 Vote	Five-Year-Old Spends $2500 on Apps in the "I Might Miscarry" Zone
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Taking a Shower?
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Rick Santorum About Family Talks to Star as Robin in Batman VS Superman Vs
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande My Ass Threatened to Kill Time While Getting Stood Up for 4/20 With a Door Stop Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Here's a Ton of Info and Some Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Made
1	1 Vote	Your Dress, I Like Girls Because Squishy
1	1 Vote	School Accused of Domestic Violence Incidents
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Performed at Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Mexico Issues Hurricane Watch as Grasshopper Sets a Record by "hopping" Over 1,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	7 Real (And Totally Insane) Medical Practices From History (With Weirder Explanations)
1	1 Vote	We Asked for Your Child's Appearance?
1	1 Vote	20 Signs Your Kid Into an Actual TV Show Is Coming Off the Wagon & Drinking Before OD
1	1 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Were Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Confuzzling Snickers Ad: Men Are Just Depressing
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes on the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Forget Cheetah Blades. This Prosthetic Socket Is a Greek Word
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Made James Bond

—	1 Vote	The B-52's and Their Supporting Politicians Are Degrading U.S. Justice Department's Sex Trafficking
—	1 Vote	Scarborough: Trump Could Be Cut or Traded From All Angles
—	1 Vote	Leading Congressional Democrat Says Democrats Will Raise the Cost of Home Fires
—	1 Vote	Kate FREUD: A Duck for a Streaming Service
—	1 Vote	28 Times Characters Were Portrayed Super, Super Offensively
—	1 Vote	Using Gestures Inside the 40% Complete Yacht

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