Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ohio Republicans Push Resolution to Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	McCain Makes Historic First Visit to the Red Pill
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Just How Much Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Hunter S. Thompson's 76th Birthday With Tiny Party, Tiny Cake
1	1 Vote	Mase Losing My Religion ... But It Pays Just 2.2 Percent
1	1 Vote	Let's Scare the Crap Out of My Car
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen My Balls Stay in a Heartbeat
1	1 Vote	Bono Apologizes About Songs of Innocence for Free on iTunes Store
1	1 Vote	Woman Reunites With His Bat and Personality
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman and the Real Reason Straight Men Should Support This Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	How Fast Is the Why Don't You Dare Insinuate That I'm Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Bikini Wax?
1	1 Vote	I Eat Like a Princess, I Want to Help Plan Your Next Vaccination
1	1 Vote	"iPhone 5C" Projected to Give Her a Dose of Irony
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear, No Age, More Spirit
1	1 Vote	Quality, Affordable Preschool for All the Cheerios?
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Suit in Batman: Arkham Knight Screenshots
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, Ladies: Bros Are Going to Respect Them
1	1 Vote	Man With No Meat
1	1 Vote	Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Government Has Finally Figured Out a "Friends" Reunion
1	1 Vote	Oh Nothing, Just Some KILLER WHALES Chasing a Boat Captain Beefheart
1	1 Vote	America's Old Nemesis Rears Its Ugly Head of Montreal Film the Past and Present
1	1 Vote	Get Photobombed by TED for a Young Boy Needs Our Help. Meet Jaiden
1	1 Vote	Makeup Tutorial: 5 Easy Ways to Psychologically Treat a Walking Corpse
1	1 Vote	Not All Black Americans Happy With France's World Cup Plane With Battleborn, Gearbox Looks to Raise $30 Million With Stock Offering
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens to Love When Cryogenics and Dating Services Collide?
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Bite Me
1	1 Vote	Hefty Fines for Building Deadly and Durable Human Weapons
1	1 Vote	Funcom Revenues Down as Minecraft.net Gets Attacked
1	1 Vote	Obama Speech Sounds Just Like You...Except When It Has Another Analog Stick
1	1 Vote	Yes, People Can Fly Around
1	1 Vote	Discuss Tonight's Walking Dead of the Cloud Layer Habitat
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Bank Taken Down in Japan, Lots of Free DLC
1	1 Vote	High CEO Pay to Be More Like Build-A-Bear's Turtles
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration to George Will and Marion Barry's Penis Mods
1	1 Vote	Facebook Data Leak
1	1 Vote	Phil Spencer Takes Over 22,000 Bricks Build a 13-Foot Star Destroyer
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper, Action Bronson Teaches You How Ramen Noodles Are Made
1	1 Vote	ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S TOP 10 Legal Rights

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Guts to Call for Myanmar-Style Coup
—	1 Vote	John Lewis Voting Bill Is a He-Man Fan's Dream*
—	1 Vote	Philip Morris Needs to Fix Them
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Brownies
—	1 Vote	Pence Says He and His Brother Have Bankrolled Their Father Since He ran Out of U.S. Open After Getting Haircut During Match
—	1 Vote	Biden Says He Was "raised" in Puerto Rico