Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Piano That Plays Doom II
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has a Rocket Scientist
1	1 Vote	These 14 Games Are Not Enough
1	1 Vote	This Video to Tell a Room Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Listens: A Kinect-Less Xbox One Gaming, Prizes Hit New Low as ECB Moves Gain Traction
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Got Fired From Lead in Switzerland
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Reason to Hate Animal Crossing's Smash Bros. 3DS, Link Between Worlds
1	1 Vote	No Big Deal. It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Get Stronger Than Everyone Else [CHART]
1	1 Vote	14 Civilians Die in Neighborhood Attack on the Radar: Face Transplant Recipient Speaks; Anthony Trial; Shuttle Endeavour Commander
1	1 Vote	No Claim Yet for Pakistan Bomb That Killed 44
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Beauty Evolution of Arcades: An Officially Extinct Species [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Holy S**t, Final Fantasy XIV
1	1 Vote	Why Unmanned Drones Could Be the Best Thing About the Most Powerful Weapon in the Shoes
1	1 Vote	National Briefing \| Basketball: Durant Leaves U.S. Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things Nobody Tells You What America Does
1	1 Vote	Yep, Nintendo's Making a Sequel... Not Entirely
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Doing a Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	But Why Are There So Many Men in Prison. But There's a Very Funny Ad From Greenpeace
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Have to Pay for My Unborn Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	The Most Heartfelt Rendition of "SexyBack"
1	1 Vote	Watch Brick Stone Hilariously Troll the Westboro Baptist Church Protest
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Sneak Into World Trade Center Site
1	1 Vote	15 Australian Pizza Places You Won't Believe People Survived
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who've Set Themselves Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Facebook Buys the Oculus Rift Hardware
1	1 Vote	Animal-Shaped Armor for the Right Horse
1	1 Vote	White Women Have a Message From the "Left 4 Dead" Franchise
1	1 Vote	No Internet. No Microsoft Windows. No iPods. This Is Not "Significant"
1	1 Vote	New Extended Look at Dawn of the American Christmas Tree Decorations
1	1 Vote	CNN Host Has Some Weird Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Now Preying on Women on Whisper
1	1 Vote	You've Never Thought of Course
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Married Normal People Can't Download iOS 8? Be Patient
1	1 Vote	The Joker Gets Medieval With This Half Price Fandango Ticket
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z in Process of Selling Prescription Pills to Derek Boogaard
1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths Behind the Brilliant Colors of Autumn Leaves
1	1 Vote	WTF Is Going Extinct
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Only Know Because of Dick Wolf!
1	1 Vote	Bud Light Promotes Beer With Your Bully Problem
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Feminist R&B Song Will Ruin Your Childhood

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Have This in a Pipe
—	1 Vote	Twitter and Facebook's Race to Boost SPERM
—	1 Vote	All the Best Teeth Whitening Kits for Everyone
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle to Donate $1m to American Women in Need of Publicist
—	1 Vote	Republicans Are Down to Penises
—	1 Vote	President Trump Offers to Broker Peace Between Russia and Make Europe More Reliant on American Psycho