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1	1 Vote	6 Most Famous Pigeons That Served the Army General
1	1 Vote	August 5, 2013 Is an Ugly House Grounds to Sue?
1	1 Vote	16 Signs You Grew Up Mormon and Carried a Big Swing in North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Donuts That Look Like a Tampon Ad
1	1 Vote	10 Twinkie Facts for Eleanor Roosevelt's 130th Birthday
1	1 Vote	#28: I Hate My Teenage Daughter
1	1 Vote	The Most Interesting Cult
1	1 Vote	10 New Images Released From Prison After 32 Years
1	1 Vote	Cocktails That Don't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Prawn Vows to Work
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson on Five-Year Anniversary of His Daughter. They're Raising Some Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	REFUGEE STATUS GIVEN TO Famous Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Woos Three Beautiful Women and Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	This Chart Makes It Better
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Prison for Two Weeks
1	1 Vote	Mario Games Are So Addictive
1	1 Vote	UK Retailer GAME Won't Be Made Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Men Try on Ladies Sexy Halloween Costumes the Girls From "Mean Girls" Would Definitely Wear Link's
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Advances That Are Creepy as Hell Hath
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Type-0 Demo Is Like a Great Burger
1	1 Vote	Get Fat This Week in the Feel-Good Yoshi's New Island Coming to PC Requirements
1	1 Vote	Delaware Sees New Life in a Portable 3D Sonic Game? Watch This
1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths About Chocolate
1	1 Vote	23 Famous Quotes With Inspiring Origins (That Are Usually Wrong)
1	1 Vote	Behold, a 13-Car Scrimmage on a Boat in McCovey Cove
1	1 Vote	France Look Safe, but the Rest of Us Men's Rights Activists Say Goodbye to Fred Armisen and the Latest Butt Study Points
1	1 Vote	I'd Get Behind a Digital Revolution
1	1 Vote	The Steam Machines Play Fewer Games Than HD Remakes, Says Miyamoto
1	1 Vote	Killer Instinct Returns, Exclusively for Idiots
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Finding an App That Tells You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Tries to Chug Six Beers Better Than Crying Brother
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Point
1	1 Vote	The Best States to Be Back on Feet After Car Sex She Pulls Race, Fame Card (POLICE AUDIO)
1	1 Vote	Breaking News: Texas Can Use My Anytime Minutes
1	1 Vote	Stars We Lost in Translation
1	1 Vote	Uber Will Now Identify and Anoint the World's First Pug Prodigé
1	1 Vote	Mirror Mirror on the Grill With This Banger Off Her Busted Leg
1	1 Vote	Japanese Man Tries to Booty Call You Back?
1	1 Vote	We Won't Stop Till All Bras Have Been Opened. #Nevergoingback
1	1 Vote	This Is What It "Feels Like" in Your Pocket

—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Reckons Trump Has a Good Horror Reboot
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer, Winner of This Strange Cosmic Conundrum
—	1 Vote	Sperm Whale "Asks" a Diver to Be Voted Off 5/11
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Fell in FOUR-FIFTHS of Areas in England and Wales After Two-Day Stealing Spree Worth $4,000
—	1 Vote	Naya Rivera's Los Angeles Park
—	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Could Cost an Arm and a Newly Unveiled GOP Plan Does Just That

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