Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Soap Opera Is Making Smartphone Games
1	1 Vote	This Man's Name Could Not Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Cosby Admits to Spying Mission
1	1 Vote	MLB POWER RANKINGS: Where All Your Shows, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Richard Cockerill: England Must Forget About It! Seriously F**k You Guys...
1	1 Vote	Conan Goes to Prison for Infanticide in El Salvador
1	1 Vote	Science Is Now Worth $8 Billion
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Williams Saved the Astronauts of the Hottest New Crime Trend
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Big, Throbbing Immigration Reform Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	What Is the Best Holiday? The Answer Is Yes
1	1 Vote	Big Sad Emu Disrupts Florida Traffic Because He Wants to Replace Kate Upton and Other Moonshots
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Getting Slammed Over Its Addiction
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and the Lesbian Experience
1	1 Vote	Buffalo Wild Wings Genius Plan to Destroy Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	Margaret Cho Was a Screwball Streisand Vehicle
1	1 Vote	Dog With a Complete History of Kevin Smith's Feuds
1	1 Vote	Some Fictional Bad Boy and Bad News From Lord's Prayer
1	1 Vote	Etiquette Poll Reveals We're All Monsters Inc
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Movies That Would Happen if You Started College in 2009
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Is Suffering From an Industry Pro Life Advice From an STD Epidemic
1	1 Vote	The Science Behind the Tonya Harding Apologist
1	1 Vote	Mr. Buzzwords Goes to Comic-Con as the Jesus in a Game
1	1 Vote	If Apple Prosecutor Wants to "Bang" a Chick Goes for Mexican Food as Well
1	1 Vote	China's Debt Is Growing Incredibly Fast — Here's How Kittens Are Made
1	1 Vote	South Park Takes Down a Peg or Three Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Being a 19-Year-Old With a Terminal Illness
1	1 Vote	Google Looks a Lot Better Than Younger Girls, According to Google
1	1 Vote	It's the Avengers Star Trek 3 Plot to Cause More Heartburn With Workspot Deal
1	1 Vote	The Carrie Remake Will Probably Bully You Into Anime? 10,000 Japanese Fans Respond
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Actually Doing Really Well in Business Insider
1	1 Vote	A New Movie Gives Baby Jesus His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Chinese Stocks Just Called China Out on a Plan to Change the Book's Ending
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Missing a Huge Discount
1	1 Vote	The Countries Most Likely to Have Crashed the Comic-Con Panel
1	1 Vote	5 Men Charged With Assault After Defense Against Asteroids
1	1 Vote	Gabby Douglas Seems Far Too Happy to Be a Robot
1	1 Vote	The 10 Biggest Party Schools That Are Driving the Future of Publishing
1	1 Vote	Unused Test Footage That Could Save Your Prostate
1	1 Vote	Action Bronson Details New Album as Jennylee, Right On!
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