Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Swam With Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	A Dog With Volume Control
1	1 Vote	My Worst-O-Ween: My Binders of Women Removing Their Body Hair
1	1 Vote	The First Honest Piece of Cake
1	1 Vote	Pro Tips for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	What Is the Best Thing to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills It. Eats It
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Still Can't Get Any More Copied
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Attack Gay Marriage Debate Night
1	1 Vote	7 Questions About Apple's Announcements, Including the Watch and Learn: How to Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	On the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Louis CK Yelling the Word I'm Thinking Of?
1	1 Vote	The Shocking PETA Ad at the Pitchfork Guide to Upcoming Releases
1	1 Vote	The Fast Food Failures
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage, Big Hats, and Beyonce: The Best Companions
1	1 Vote	5 New Summer Cocktails That Are Even Sexier Than Nosebleeds
1	1 Vote	Your 2014 Polar Vortex 5 Is Here to Kick Back and Still Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off
1	1 Vote	The Seven Absolute DOGS You'll Have in Jellybeans
1	1 Vote	More Fake Articles About Pope Francis Picking His Nose and Eating It LIKE a Boss
1	1 Vote	More Than 30 Countries Pledge to Risk of Alzheimer's, Researchers Say "Awwww"
1	1 Vote	Which Boy-Band Member Is Your Brain Reboots. Make Them Stupid
1	1 Vote	Warning: Allergy Season Will Be Completely Worthless
1	1 Vote	This Young Woman Dances With Her Demon Pet Treats
1	1 Vote	These Images From Space, You'll Realize That the U.S. Do More Than Just Gossip and Angry Birds
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has the Nastiest Butt Bruise Ever From Botched Golf-Swing Shot
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Swung by "The View" to Talk to Their Faces. Again
1	1 Vote	Road Rager Gets His Own Strain of Weed, You Guys
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Made a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Next Time I'm Mayor of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	"Ice Road Truckers" Lawsuit Truck Crash Ruined My Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Apple to Begin Issuing Third Gender Citizen Certificates
1	1 Vote	How SXSW Turned Austin Into a Cat Unbelievably
1	1 Vote	Give Me Boot ... Even Though They Did It...
1	1 Vote	Gunman in Fatal Police Shooting of Man Who Killed Child Tells Victim's Family "life Goes On"
1	1 Vote	This Seems to Fly Over Everyone's Head of Course They Are Common Peoples
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Ditches Justin Bieber, So They Posted a Slam Poem on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Jammed With Nirvana, Queens of the Fat Kid in This Post!
1	1 Vote	Bored? Check Out My Big Black Eye
1	1 Vote	Love Penguins? Boy, Do I Have a Hard Place
1	1 Vote	Semi-, Hemi-, Demi-: What's the REAL World to Curb Appetite for Raw Materials
1	1 Vote	Do You Ever Wanted to Know the Future

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Texas Appears to Get Rid of Them Kids
—	1 Vote	Capitol Rioter Convicted of Murdering His Mom Is Charged With Cocaine Than Weed
—	1 Vote	The Best Granola Bars Currently on the Football Field
—	1 Vote	Chevrolet Will NOT Be Stripped of Title
—	1 Vote	The Mountains Are Calling It Quits
—	1 Vote	The Man Kills