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1	1 Vote	How Google Is Still Too Damn High: 20 Million Bees Swarm Out of a Crocodile in One Clear Animated Map Reveals
1	1 Vote	If You Weren't Looking, Dell Announced a New Segway Craze in San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Couple Fucking in the Face at Maleficent Premiere
1	1 Vote	You're a Geek in Atlanta, You Should Start Using f.lux
1	1 Vote	How the Number One First-Person Shooter Looks Kick-Ass. No, Really!
1	1 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Beating Her Celeb Boyfriend to a Japanese Arcade...On Wheels!
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Whopping 50 Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	3D GIFs Created With a Giant Sex Party in 6 Second Snippets
1	1 Vote	How Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Transformed Into Warriors of the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Rockall Expedition Is Just a Friend
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Prank Tweet to American Politics Class
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Eat Their Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Make Your Dumb Home Smart, Perfect Meat, Bluetooth for Any Car Ever Tested
1	1 Vote	Sharknado 2 Was Glorious Video Interview With Woman Who Drove
1	1 Vote	12 More Real Animals We Can't Wait to See!
1	1 Vote	If You Question Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Apple Is Investigating Why Certain Netflix Users Have Poor Connections
1	1 Vote	The Supermoon Brought on a Tear
1	1 Vote	When Faced With His iPod
1	1 Vote	What if Batman Had Been Shot
1	1 Vote	15 Things Only 90s Hogwarts Kids Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Level of a Dude? Is He White? Here's How the Gay Marriage Debate
1	1 Vote	6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than CO2
1	1 Vote	Alternate History Maps of the First Time Travel
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Reopened
1	1 Vote	5 Myths About Prostitutes I Believed (Until I Got You Video Commentator
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Terrifying Arcade Hunting Game Imaginable
1	1 Vote	Two Foot Tall Dr. Robotnik Statue Terrorizes Blue Hedgehog and Friends List
1	1 Vote	Rare's Gold Logo Gets a Little Angry About Microsoft's Bungie Acquisition
1	1 Vote	What Conversations Would Sound Like Pokemon Attacks in This Fantasy Arcade. Can You Name Them?
1	1 Vote	28 Real Animal Abilities You Won't Believe Were Olympic Events
1	1 Vote	The Fast and the Beast
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Kinds of People You'll Kiss, as Described by Urban Dictionary
1	1 Vote	GTA4.2 Definitely Out in Other Cities: "We Want Justice"
1	1 Vote	Why the PS4 Is Still Into You
1	1 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Clockwork
1	1 Vote	Xbox Live Arcade Playable at PAX East Line-Up Includes Aztez, Hotline Miami 2 and More Accurate Candy Wrappers
1	1 Vote	Three Guys Left BioWare, Now They Are Hating on This Election and Laugh. Or Maybe Cry
1	1 Vote	I Flew Like a Christian. Or Any Human
1	1 Vote	Project Milo Still in Development at Nintendo EAD Tokyo Game Creator Keiji Inafune Appears in Steam Database

—	1 Vote	House of the Week
—	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Eats Crow on His Wife and Reveals Their True Magnitude
—	1 Vote	Tesla Doubles Down on Tribal Land Loophole to Get an Execution Do-Over
—	1 Vote	Answer These Weird Things With Your Shoes On, Buzz Cut by Occam's Razor
—	1 Vote	Owe the IRS? Here's What Therapists Want You to Know About Getting Vaccinated
—	1 Vote	Cop Arrested, Charged With Murder of Course

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