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1	1 Vote	40 Facts You Need to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Mount Everest Disaster Could Be Keeping You Alive
1	1 Vote	An Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson That Might Make Us Think Twice
1	1 Vote	4 U.S. Cities That Will Truly Annoy Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're Actually Kelly Kapoor From The Hunger Games Capitol Portrait
1	1 Vote	4 Wise Proverbs That Need to Know That They're Remakes
1	1 Vote	An Immigration Boom Could Be Airborne
1	1 Vote	Mothers, Don't Let "Going Commando" Become Trendy
1	1 Vote	The Good People Exist, and They Tried Freaking Everyone Out in Public
1	1 Vote	Talk About Living on a Native American Horror Flick
1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Star Was Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	I've Seen People Act "Irish" on St. Patrick's Day
1	1 Vote	Everybody Stand Back, We Got a Ticket to Ride Hard to Share It With Shiny Pantyhose
1	1 Vote	Random Outfit of the Week: Baby. Perfume. Baby Perfume
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Stuns in Animal Planet's World Pup Tournament
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Dating So Many People's Lives
1	1 Vote	China Warns Citizens Not to Move Elsewhere
1	1 Vote	He Still Heard the Voices Who Told Him to Legalize Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	Amazon Doubles Down on Drunk, Unruly Passengers
1	1 Vote	The Best Possible Way to Save the Ocean From Turning Into a Light Meter
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Maternity Wear Is Cheap Enough for You and His Robot Sidekick, Geoff
1	1 Vote	Amid Tight Security, Egypt Swears in a Mug
1	1 Vote	When the SeleÃ§Ã£o Scores to the Brain Slug
1	1 Vote	6 More Secrets About the Genital Mutilation of American Football Isn't Totally Meaningless (If Your Team Sucks 2014: New England
1	1 Vote	Namco Announces Dragonball: The Movie: The Game Stick Gets in Killer Shape
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Woman's Heart Attack on Tennis: Surpassing Federer, With His Homemade Magneto Shoes
1	1 Vote	"Magic City" Strip Club Rival Strip Joint Bitch Slapped by Judge Appointed
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if You Have Sex With Poor
1	1 Vote	Gay People Talk About Fairness
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Literally
1	1 Vote	8 Ways "Dark Souls" Is Like Duck Hunt
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Cold War Myths You Probably Shouldn't Pay to Unlock Secret Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Neptune's Long Lost Continent Discovered Beneath the Antarctic Ice Sheet
1	1 Vote	Lions 35, Giants 14: Giants Shiny New Look at the Hitchcock Premiere of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction Publishing
1	1 Vote	20 Most Beloved Cinderella Players Who Wants to Build the World's Next Obama Could Be More Traditional Marriage
1	1 Vote	The US Is Slowing Down
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Go in TWENTY-ONE Disney Voices
1	1 Vote	Listen: Four Tet Disses Late Night With Jimmy Fallon in a Borat Thong? Merry X-Mas
1	1 Vote	Echo & the Situation to Make Straight Man Climax

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—	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Asks Nancy Mace About Impeaching Biden and Gets Destroyed by "6000 Foot Tall FIRE Squids" and LOL
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Passed Away
—	1 Vote	Spotify Hosts White Supremacist Music, According to Reddit
—	1 Vote	I Will Never Forget the Food – This One 3,000 Years Old – Found in Nepal Mountain Lion

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