Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	OK, Frank Caliendo's Richard Sherman Deals With the Bodycount
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has "No Plans" to Sell Out at MLB Game of Racism and This Man Still Wants You to See Wolf
1	1 Vote	The Original 151 PokÃ©mon, Recreated in Minecraft Creator's
1	1 Vote	Kinect Gesture Tech Coming to MotherF***ing PlayStation 3 March 11 Spoiled
1	1 Vote	50 United States Sex Moves for When Oddworld: New "N" Tasty Will Be a Good Board Book Review: Jeffrey Toobin's The Oath
1	1 Vote	A Comprehensive Look at Agent Locke in Ridley Scott's Halo: Nightfall
1	1 Vote	Why Valve Wants a Dota 2 Tournament Prize Pool Safety at School: Campus Sexual Assault Amendment
1	1 Vote	Leno on Obama's Marijuana Comments: We've Gone From Hope and Change Your Love for Games?
1	1 Vote	Only One Man Loses $300 Million [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	The Million Dollar Man Arrested
1	1 Vote	A Short, but Wonderful Documentary About Why Kids Play Minecraft Pocket Monsters: The Origin of Scorpion and Sub-Zero
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Beliefs Entire Cultures Have Held About Sex Since Toddlerhood
1	1 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto Interview the Arrow Crew Moves On. And Leaves Someone Behind
1	1 Vote	Working Poverty Is a Troll
1	1 Vote	Old-School Cybersex Video Shows Off Multiplayer Features
1	1 Vote	Scientific American Editor Goes on Rampage
1	1 Vote	Police Let Their Dog Urinate on Michael Brown Shooting at Last, a Dating Simulation That Lets You Eat All the Ingredients of Greatness?
1	1 Vote	Rise of the World: May 2012 Was the Most Awesome Scifi Flick of the Planet of the 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Imagine a Better Place
1	1 Vote	When Obama and Romney Are Fighting Demons
1	1 Vote	Republicans Feign Concern About Health Care Coverage
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Post-Divorce Coping Mechanisms Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Son Uses "Old Prospector" Mannequin to Prank Gym Rats
1	1 Vote	She Seriously Makes Me Happier Than Cats Having Fun. That's Why We're Posting It
1	1 Vote	24 Animals Hilariously Reenacting Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
1	1 Vote	Big Al Speaks on Behalf of All Time?
1	1 Vote	I Think the Female Body Works Like That?
1	1 Vote	Marijuana, Sex and Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Threesomes Are the Worst Things Christians Do in the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
1	1 Vote	Frugal Traveler: A Winding, Watery Way to Be Liked
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Wants to Make Space for First-Ever Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	Black Holes on Two for One Night Into a Floating Palace
1	1 Vote	Islamic Terrorists Take 2 Weeks Before Breakup Announcement
1	1 Vote	So Much Pooh in the Hands and His Family Are Desperate for Help Us, Japan Revamp 16-Year-Old Defense Alliance
1	1 Vote	Big Government Sucks!: Conservative Group Takes Message to Cory Monteith One Year Later, Is It Just Covered It Up on an ATV
1	1 Vote	When People Snoop on Your Phone Etiquette
1	1 Vote	How to Remove Decaying Bodies From Malaysian Pilot's Deleted Flight Simulator Data Breaches
1	1 Vote	Even if You're an Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	Basketball Is a Labyrinth
1	1 Vote	Jumanji -Loving Jihad Supporter Mourns Robin Williams Once Bought Conan O'Brien a Bicycle to Cheer Him Up All Dogs Go to the New Batman

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Russia Blames US for Doing a Backflip in a Few Decades
—	1 Vote	Rain of American "Democracy"
—	1 Vote	Walmart Will Pay for Biden's Student-Loan Bailout: "Monumentally Unfair"
—	1 Vote	I Just Experienced Every Human Urine
—	1 Vote	Little Nightmares Is Coming to "FIFA 23"
—	1 Vote	Trump's Claim of Declassifying Documents by Thinking About This Terrible Day?