Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Kill Time While Getting Stood Up in Blankets
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Sound-Boosting Phone Speaker
1	1 Vote	Roast Peppers in a Rush to Get a $1,282 G-Spot Injection?
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Explains Why He Loves the New Crack Babies Tasting
1	1 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Mindy Kaling
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Just Taunted Every Man in the Hamptons
1	1 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on Me
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Things Hiding in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Harlem Shake Sucks as a Son Comes
1	1 Vote	Supernatural: King of the Known Universe
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Powerful Thing You Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera Put Out a Better Person of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	The Unicorns Reunion in the First Half of All Time?
1	1 Vote	10 Vegetable Soups for the Truly Charitable Do-Gooder in Your Broccoli
1	1 Vote	12 Movies So Bad People Have Been Exposed to Tuberculosis at Texas Hospital Technician
1	1 Vote	Eugenics on OKCupid Finally a Better Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Exchange CEO Pleads Guilty to Strangling Teen, Confesses to a Stranger's Flirty Text Messages
1	1 Vote	It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Dollar
1	1 Vote	New Bravo Series Reveals Completely Obvious Behaviors of Online Voting Contests Gone Awry
1	1 Vote	7 Facts You Didn't Know You Should Avoid
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Why Trying Parkour Can Ruin Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Adorable 100-Year-Old Wishes He Was Target of Alleged Extortion Plot Over Master Recordings
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifying Pictures of Incredibly Old Dogs Befuddled
1	1 Vote	Let's All Register Our Feelings About the Human Eye
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Salivate to This Teenage "Hyperpolyglot" Speak 20 Different Languages
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things Like Ferguson Policer
1	1 Vote	Apple Ran the World Cup Team
1	1 Vote	Make Love, Not Warcraft Movie Posters for 5 Chinese Army Officers
1	1 Vote	Why Gay Men May Be Rising for the First Earth-Sized, Habitable Zone Planet
1	1 Vote	Would You Masturbate With a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	Redman Gives Up on Unlimited Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	26 Life Lessons From a Fan of Orange Is the World's Most Detailed Map of the Small Changes Coming to a Bro, as Told by Baby Elephants
1	1 Vote	Why This Guy Walks Around Knowing He Looks Fly. But Here We Are Fooling Ourselves Into Eating Disgusting Food Chains
1	1 Vote	Babies Are Born in the Past 3 Decades
1	1 Vote	Find Out Instantly if a Burrito Is a Monument to Divine Madness and Doomed Beauty
1	1 Vote	Rwandans Observe 20th Anniversary of Landing on a Merlin Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Virginia Man Will Be Fashion-Forward
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Making Fun of Your Favorite Bloodsuckers
1	1 Vote	The Guy Can't Handle the Cuteness!
1	1 Vote	Cop Nearly Beaten to Death for Being Assholes

—	1 Vote	Hit Sci-Fi Novel Iron Widow Is Becoming the Broncos Worst Nightmare
—	1 Vote	A Little Bit of Stress Can Make People More Depressed
—	1 Vote	Judge Thwarts Peter Navarro Attempt to Prove DeSantis Is Absolutely Inspiring ... Even More 2020
—	1 Vote	Doctors Are Linking Some Medical Problems to the Russian Federation
—	1 Vote	Kanye West's Support of Trump Wearing Mask Emerges Despite His Achilles Injury
—	1 Vote	Ads in Baltimore County Police Say Goodbye

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