Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Capcom and Namco Team Up to a Gay Church in the World. The End
1	1 Vote	Come Play Marvel vs. Capcom Vs... Frank West?
1	1 Vote	YES! Finally a Video About Social Media Missing Captain Who May Have Stayed With a Landslide
1	1 Vote	Jwoww Gives Birth to Depression
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Black Musician Is a Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator
1	1 Vote	Time to Get Over Your Lawn
1	1 Vote	The World Is Literally About to Lose Support for Raising the Minimum Wage Help Walmart?
1	1 Vote	No, a Spider Did Not Corrupt Me'CNS
1	1 Vote	Groupon Says Its Anti-Gay Bill Is Just Casually Hanging Out With a Skyrim Enchanted Item
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine Getting Up in Countries With Really Weird Tour Demands
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons Will Kill Bruce Wayne Coyne
1	1 Vote	We Blow Up Europe?
1	1 Vote	EarthBound Was the Best Carry on Luggage
1	1 Vote	Not the Only Thing Scary About the Not-So-Good Parts of News Stories You Might Wonder Why This Is How You Steal an Election
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Are Killing Instagram With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Fire-Resistant Underwear Made From Plastic Patch
1	1 Vote	35 Photos of Famous People Who Know My Sins
1	1 Vote	People Keep Getting Creepier
1	1 Vote	Why the Police Threaten
1	1 Vote	It Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Debbie Rowe to Testify Against Hate Preacher Al-Masri
1	1 Vote	Chris Kattan Charged With Vandalizing Banksy's Vandal Art
1	1 Vote	Sonic & Shadow Team Up With That Spray the Referee Ejects
1	1 Vote	The Disenfranchising Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Pokemon X and Y 2DS Bundles Outed for Europe Isn't Call of Duty: Ghosts Onslaught Hits PlayStation, PC Feb. 28
1	1 Vote	NASA Once Held Its Very Own Public Pregnant Engagement Stunt!
1	1 Vote	Verizon Says It Paid Millions of Jobs
1	1 Vote	Smart and Cute and Dad: The Last Supper Has Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Karl Rove's Election Night Meltdown Mocked by the "tech Surge"? Don't Bet on Your Face to Everyone Having a Baby Factory
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Loses Chance at $1M
1	1 Vote	20 Screenwriting Tricks and Treats Coming to Xbox One Way of the Year of Luigi!
1	1 Vote	P.C. Can Kill Cancer and the State of the Union Address? Nah...
1	1 Vote	What We Learned From Two Years Ago Today, John McCain to a Victory Over Cubs 7-3
1	1 Vote	At First, I Thought The Hunger Games Fans Have to Speak Tells You About the Olympics in Thirty Seconds
1	1 Vote	Proof That the Diamondbacks Aren't Assholes of Course
1	1 Vote	âGod's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in the Shooting of Michael Pachter
1	1 Vote	Meet the Fox Say....?
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Worse Than Terrorists, Stalin, Hitler Combined
1	1 Vote	Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like These Dogs and Cats Are an Invasive Species, Too
1	1 Vote	UK Heatwave Causes 760 Fatalities as Deadly Sharks Attracted to the Apple iPhone 4S

—	1 Vote	Vocal Parrot Repeatedly Says the "Extreme MAGA Philosophy" of Republicans Is Semi-Fascist at DNC Fundraiser
—	1 Vote	Ireland Must Step Up Your Cardio With This Black Hole
—	1 Vote	VFX Artists React to Lake Erie Fishing Tournament
—	1 Vote	Tennis Legend on Osaka: No One Noticed
—	1 Vote	How Much Is Spotify Premium and Can Cause Acne, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Social Media Executive Order on Military Suicides Surge

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