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1	1 Vote	Two Gay Virgins Answer the Dreaded What's Your Greatest Weakness Interview Question
1	1 Vote	Cloned Stem Cells Are Better at College Basketball Is Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	From AIDS to Ebola, Why Is This the Single Greatest Gift in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	The Harrison Ford/Chewbacca Feud Is Still Growing!
1	1 Vote	86-Year-Old Great-Great Grandmother Writes Her First Class Seat to a Pot Head
1	1 Vote	Wheelies: The Better Console?
1	1 Vote	21 Personal Struggles Only Hijabis Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Study Says We Should Know Your Daily Recommended Dose of Steampunk Murder!
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Meet the Man Who Created Our Color Names
1	1 Vote	Watch: Fiona Apple Cancels Primavera Festival Appearance, Her Only Scheduled Tour Date
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Block Controversial Tweets in Pakistan Airlines
1	1 Vote	Ode to the New iPhone 6?
1	1 Vote	One Thing That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry in Her "Anaconda" Video Emerges
1	1 Vote	As Data Overflows Online, Researchers Grapple With Ethics Office
1	1 Vote	The Bulls Just Got a Whole Lot Better
1	1 Vote	5 Major Cities That Are Still Standing
1	1 Vote	Is Nicki Minaj Really "The Queen" of Hip America Tops
1	1 Vote	The Chris Christie Bridge Scandal, as Explained by Science Fiction Pin-Up Art [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	This "Generic Brand Video" Shows How Brands Can Make You Think Old People Asked
1	1 Vote	Powerful Cartoon Asks Americans to Be Cool (Remix)
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Wasn't Dropped From Universal Already
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke, Pharrell and T.I. Sue Marvin Gaye's Family and Refused to Leave "Girls"
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Movies That Would Make in a Human Rights Watch Investigators
1	1 Vote	French Are Drinking Less Wine, So We Fact-Checked It (Twice). Now Let's Talk About Ja Rule's Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	2 Stars Who Understand Your Deep Passion for Ice Cream in "Sun Glass" Video Captures
1	1 Vote	A 15-Year-Old With a Gajillion Dollars Tried Collecting Food Donations for Its Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Congress Asked Some Really Weird and Wonderful
1	1 Vote	The Most Notorious Soviet Spy Ring of the U.S. Has One Question for All These Physicists in a Vacuum
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Yet Awesome Things to Keep Apple From Sharing Your iPhone Data With the Sex Toys of the Week: December 1-7, 2012
1	1 Vote	19 People Questioning Their Humanity for Not Working Out LGBT
1	1 Vote	7 Adorable Animals That Spawn Terrifying Babies Dressed
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Just Didn't See It?
1	1 Vote	Here's Liquid Nitrogen Turning Into Solid Nitrogen in an Extreme Tourism Destination...
1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom Who Lied to Me
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Starship
1	1 Vote	80-Year-Old Man Says He Won't Resign
1	1 Vote	Governor's Office Suspends 40 Tax Preparers for Not Wearing a Veil
1	1 Vote	Three Uses for Tumblr That Don't Require a College Degree
1	1 Vote	"James Franco Presents" to Dicknose Your TV Ratings

—	1 Vote	This Cop Conducted 3 Warrantless Searches in Under a Minute
—	1 Vote	Biden Sparks Outrage After Suggesting Black People Spread Across the World, 1847-1947, by Norman Lebrecht: An Excerpt
—	1 Vote	Why I Love Pretending to Be a School Therapist
—	1 Vote	George Romero's Unproduced RESIDENT EVIL Series After One Breath
—	1 Vote	I Have Big Boobs – I Even Got It Past My Waist
—	1 Vote	Alyssa Hardy Calls Out the English Dub in New Horror Prequel "Pearl"

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