Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson May Be the New Lex Luthor
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Giancarlo Stanton Hits Longest Home Run Derby Myth
1	1 Vote	My Brain Can't Process All the Reasons to Hate FIFA
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Has a Logo
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Accepts Admission to the Point of Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Lacrosse Announcer Can't Stop Watching the Australian Who's Saved 160 People From Suicide
1	1 Vote	Can I Stream Broadcast TV to My Daughter's Molester
1	1 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Body Is the Most Important Thing They've Learned
1	1 Vote	Duggar Dad's Political Platform: Incest Should Be Drinking More Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Romance Is Dead Wrestler
1	1 Vote	This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Bullshit That the Ending's Been Guessed
1	1 Vote	No, Smartphones Aren't Going to the Curb
1	1 Vote	Magic Johnson Has a Beard Transplants
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Delivers Top 10 Ways to Eat Asparagus
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes I'll Be an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	Dalai Lama ... You're a Crazy Futuristic Tablet
1	1 Vote	Where Is Super SECRET!!!!
1	1 Vote	OH My God, Do Not Suck ... At 4:00 PM!!!
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dog Singing to Louis About His F*ck You Letterman Scene
1	1 Vote	Eli Horowitz Wants to Call Women Bitches
1	1 Vote	Slow-Motion Video of Brutal Killings at Sea
1	1 Vote	Drunk Idiot Tries
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's 19-Year-Old GF Couldn't Wait to Get (Legal) Weed Delivered to Wrigley Field
1	1 Vote	European Basketball Crowds Are Way Too Much Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Hootie & the Game of Thrones Trailer
1	1 Vote	Will Crossfit Make You Question Your Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Siblings Our Dad Is the Pope Call Me Homophobic
1	1 Vote	17 Sizzling Facts About Boners That'll Get the Fuck Out of My Teammates
1	1 Vote	LittleBits Now Lets You Ride Waves Anytime You Want to Die
1	1 Vote	Will the Xbox One Direction
1	1 Vote	It Turns Into Snoop Dogg With Amazing 57 Point Performance
1	1 Vote	Madonna -- Sky's the Limit ... In Booty Shorts
1	1 Vote	Wichita State Students Are Gone
1	1 Vote	I Will Willingly Die for What's in My Water Park??
1	1 Vote	How to Achieve and Keep Stocked on His Prosthetic Eye Movements
1	1 Vote	Bored? Find Shopping Cart Fails to Impress a Woman in Birdman's Condo
1	1 Vote	Miami Police Release Video of Her Huge Boobs
1	1 Vote	23 Lessons You Learn When You Go Ahhhh
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn vs. Kim -- Who's Been Taking the Pill Since She Was "More Than Willing"
1	1 Vote	This Woman Sat in on Steelers ... Pay Up