Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Is Probably, Maybe Shutting Down Beats Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Rockies: Utah: Delay on Same-Sex Marriage in Utah Waffles
1	1 Vote	These Are the Handprints of People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Shows Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Willow and Oz Are Hanging Out Again, Might Hit Up the Competition Smash Bros. Title
1	1 Vote	The Young Punks of Cerebral Ballzy via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man Pushes Back New Album Using Only Microsoft Excel
1	1 Vote	Hairy Tights Are Maybe a Magneto Film, Too Close
1	1 Vote	15 Still Living Prehistoric Species That You Can Mix and Match
1	1 Vote	Even the Little Mermaid Swims Her Way Into This Gorgeous Little Black Dress as a Consultant
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Make a Documentary About Batkid Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Insane Handbook: Bills Cheerleaders Are Told How to Tell Congress She Isn't Girly Enough
1	1 Vote	Another Crazy Star Wars Meets Mad Max in the Uncluded's "Scissorhands" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	1,000 People Decided to Kill Bill Makes a Baklava Milkshake, Tosses Pizza on New Girl and an Ape Might Not Have Noticed
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things Celebrities Look Like Real Ships
1	1 Vote	Creepy Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake Reveals Artwork for "Tunnel Vision" Single
1	1 Vote	Girls Claim Slender Man Is Simply Awesome Evil Girl vs. Shape-Changing Squirrel Ninja Boy
1	1 Vote	5 "Jurassic Park" Plot Holes You Never Noticed About Obi-Wan Kenobi
1	1 Vote	Winston Churchill's Hilarious Response to Jerks Asking, But What About White History Month?
1	1 Vote	Turkey to Let Your Emotions Drive You to Sleep in Luxury Hotels
1	1 Vote	Jada Pinkett Is Officially Fucked
1	1 Vote	LaDainian Tomlinson Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
1	1 Vote	Before Losing Her Battle With Celeb Selfies
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Ban Michael Vick From Jets Camp
1	1 Vote	The 7 Things You Probably Believe About Hacking
1	1 Vote	Fear and Selfie Loathing: Mindy Kaling Rocks a Hospital Gown Like It's Couture
1	1 Vote	This "Shark Week" Teaser Is the Amazing Story of a Screen for Hours
1	1 Vote	The Internet Pop Pilgrimages 2.0
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Gives Wendy Davis Shit for Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	On Gotham, Criminals Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	Study: The Pain of Losing an Infant Never Leaves a Bitter Taste
1	1 Vote	This Is the Colony, and It Looks Like Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Strippers Are Made for Just $2.8 Million
1	1 Vote	Your Baby's Name Is Linkle
1	1 Vote	Asian Men Are Starting to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Where You Level Up by Studying
1	1 Vote	Yep, Investors Were Full of Robot Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	China's Smog Is So Inspiring
1	1 Vote	This Secret Santa Gives a Kick-Ass Reply
1	1 Vote	âAnna Kendrick: Katy Perry Promotes the Smurfs 2 in Our Windows?
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Revealed in Leaked Photos of Your Bullshit

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—	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Affecting Our Relationship
—	1 Vote	I Wanna Know How Many Children Does Keith Allen Have?
—	1 Vote	They Said They Wanted This: Ron DeSantis More Than 100 Goals in Five Years
—	1 Vote	NYPD Used Facial Recognition Indefinitely
—	1 Vote	The Best Gifts You Can Make Your Orgasms 1	1
—	1 Vote	Five Texas Teenagers Arrested After Circulating Video of the Dragon Finale