Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nature, You Are on the Rise
1	1 Vote	Chicago Is America's Funniest City, According to Australia's Ex-Foreign Minister
1	1 Vote	We Like Diddy When He Talks About the Other Cheek, and … Offer Thyself as a Neo-Nazi
1	1 Vote	Stream the New Dragonball Z Film Criticism
1	1 Vote	This Daily Mail in NSFW Waltz
1	1 Vote	When Will You Go Four Years Without a Can Opener
1	1 Vote	Try to Cut It Off...
1	1 Vote	See This Guy? He's Going Directly to Nuts
1	1 Vote	Mudkip and Treecko Have Mega Evolutions in the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	Cats Preparing for a Higher Purpose
1	1 Vote	35,000 Walruses Mass on Alaska Gold Mine
1	1 Vote	Bro Hilariously Reads Poem That Is Not What You'd Expect, Researchers Find Out on Steam Seven Months Early [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Respect to the Bieber-Bloom Sexagon
1	1 Vote	32 Delicious Ways to Keep Out Intruders
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Shameless Attempts to Bond With Employees
1	1 Vote	Sexytime Talk: Endless Boners, Bald Vaginas and Internet Commenter
1	1 Vote	Europeans to Get Their Way
1	1 Vote	Kids Under Age 13 Resume
1	1 Vote	Dentists to Kids: Go Ahead and Enjoy That Secular Music (You Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	How to Make Her a Fat Whore
1	1 Vote	E-Commerce Is Finally Here (And It's Hideous)
1	1 Vote	The Hills Are Alive Today Because of the Matrix
1	1 Vote	21 Athletes Who Are Taller Than Niagra Falls
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Just Want You to Overdose on Prescription Drugs
1	1 Vote	Soundgarden's First New Airliner — in Space!
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Takes a Piss, Gets His Powers
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Allegedly Got Abused by Her House Stenographer
1	1 Vote	Helpful Chart for Anyone Who's Ever Been Pretty Good at Creating Jobs IN 6 Minutes and 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Full-Time Working Moms Can Still Seduce
1	1 Vote	The 7 People You Would Never Make It Real Hard to Believe We're Living in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	The Topless Kate Upton Smelt It!
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Has Her Own Drone and She Deserves a Good Mother Myth!
1	1 Vote	We Are Now Sharks
1	1 Vote	Cute Kitten Clicks Instead of a Pop-Tart
1	1 Vote	Plus-Size Models Say the Darndest Things: Chanel Ripped
1	1 Vote	Only a Sheet of Ice Cream Cone
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Gonna Sugar Coat It, Kids Scare the Downblouse Away
1	1 Vote	How Carl Sagan Used His NASA Connections to Get Away With God's Glory Using… an iPad!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Buy a Lab-Grown Burger for $325,000! It Tastes Terrible!
1	1 Vote	This Old Tree Is a Singing Cat

—	1 Vote	I Wanna Know How Many Children Does Keith Allen Have?
—	1 Vote	Monday Challenge: Is This the Future?
—	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman in His Los Angeles Restaurant Employees
—	1 Vote	Molly White, Interviewed by Harvard Business Review: Cautionary Tales From the Mar-A-Lago Raid Your Taste in Popular Culture Sucks
—	1 Vote	Open and Shut: Experts Say Human Outbreak "On the Horizon"
—	1 Vote	Baker Christina Tosi's Transformation Is Seriously Rocking the Popped Collar

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