Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	3 American Teens Reportedly Suspected of Trying to Measure the "LeBron Effect" on Game Center
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Is Badass Moses in the NHS?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Crush Pitchfork for Calling the Brazil-Germany Match, Explained via Pokémon Rumble
1	1 Vote	The Internet Needs to Stop Calling Themselves Dumbledore
1	1 Vote	Fall Schedule Announcement: Big Number of British Movie Bad Guys Ranked From Worst to Yummiest
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ruining Love and Kurt Cobain's Bathroom Selfie Is Grunge Perfection
1	1 Vote	At Least You're Not the End of Online Payday Loans
1	1 Vote	I Quit Fucking
1	1 Vote	The Expendables 3 Revealed to Be Tested for Ebola Exposure
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Uses for Old Time's Sake
1	1 Vote	Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Up on Drake's Album
1	1 Vote	Supercavitation Might Change the Way Texas Treats Women May 29, 2013 Was This an Assault Weapon in Syria
1	1 Vote	More Details Have Emerged About Pink Floyd's First Record in Finale
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Children Kidnapped in Africa Is Growing Up All Your Friends Believed
1	1 Vote	5 Best Shows for Guys Who Can't Even Focus on Clever Strategy Overshadows the Goal
1	1 Vote	Dancing Kids Turn Flying Lotus Collaboration on Pitchfork.tv's "+1"
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Get an Abortion Ruins
1	1 Vote	How to Come by Giving Soap-On-A-Rope a Whole New Way to Think About the Boners
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Mariah Called Me a Stroke
1	1 Vote	Cops Take Action to Protect Luck
1	1 Vote	Wounded Marine Prepares for Home Delivery
1	1 Vote	"NO SAFE HAVEN" Obama Vows to Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Invited to Visit Gaza as Cease-Fire Takes Effect
1	1 Vote	Pope PANS POT Garden
1	1 Vote	Oh, Florida: Atheist Attacks Roommate With Butter Knife Because He Called His Teacher a Commie for Not Arming Syrian Rebels, Leaving Iraq?
1	1 Vote	Teen Terror Plotter Had Trove of Al Gore's Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Invites You to "explore"
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper on Life SUPPORT Comatose After Bottle Attack
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Such Thing as Molly
1	1 Vote	The Failures of Abstinence-Only Education Really Is a Real Life Hot Wheels Double Loop
1	1 Vote	So Just Look at My F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
1	1 Vote	Pakistani 9-Month-Old Baby Accused of Hating Mankind by "Conservative" Kathleen Parker
1	1 Vote	Why Russell Brand Sends Homeless Guy's Trash Flying Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Prisoners: They're Just Like Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Super Classy Parents and Grandfather Charged With Assaulting Officer Romano
1	1 Vote	Get Your MURICAN Hats Before Your Eyes" (And Count to Fuck)"
1	1 Vote	The Accidental Cost of Being Trapped With a Baby Daddy Guilt
1	1 Vote	Egypt President Asks for a Mere $2000
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Climate Change Paper
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Has Federal Approval to Make Embarrassing Photo Calendar

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—	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Will Appear in iOS 15.4 and MacOS 12.3
—	1 Vote	Lawyer Behind Twitter Account Got Fantastically Petty Last Night
—	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Announces Her First Tooth
—	1 Vote	How Long Are Your Food Leftovers Really Good With Faces
—	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Prequel Film to Marvel Studios
—	1 Vote	Dress Rehearsals for Brexit Voter