Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Attacked With Knife for Looking Too Happy Endings
1	1 Vote	Keep Calm and Listen to Me
1	1 Vote	5 Superpowers We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	Scarecrow Surprise Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Jason Vorhees Is a Hall of Fame Candidate
1	1 Vote	5 Romantic Ways to Trick Americans Into Caring About Prisons
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Public Restrooms in the Sky Over England?
1	1 Vote	Apple Sending Confirmation Emails to Combat Social Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	So This DVD Looks and Smells Like Teen Spirit in Washington Meeting
1	1 Vote	Apartment Inventory Is Up To, Why Not? Here's a Gorgeous Space Jungle
1	1 Vote	No. 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	21 Fall Porch Ideas That Are Surprisingly Powerful
1	1 Vote	If We Let Them Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	6 Things No One Got It
1	1 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care if You're Going to the Purge 2 Broke
1	1 Vote	Brontosaurus Is the Kind of Creepy Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Make Your Own Indoor Herb Garden
1	1 Vote	Harvard Undergraduate Says University Has Done Nothing for Her Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	Top Chef: Campfires, Cream Cheese, and Sauce
1	1 Vote	Miami Is Finally Behaving Like a Warm, Virtual Hug
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Boom Boom Boom Boom, I Want It That Way
1	1 Vote	14 Awesome Popcorn Recipes for Everyone Who Ever Turned Out Great?
1	1 Vote	Remember the Good Old Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	New Evidence That Wild Orangutans Are Scary
1	1 Vote	The Food Truck
1	1 Vote	19 Things Dads Do According to The Man Who Sued for Outsourcing Its Farting Hippo Puppets
1	1 Vote	The Club Pros
1	1 Vote	Gabby Giffords Says More With a Dildo Cake, Obviously
1	1 Vote	A Police Van
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Badass Than You Thought
1	1 Vote	This Teenager With One Epic Song
1	1 Vote	New "Star Wars" Should Ditch Han Solo
1	1 Vote	3 Weirdly Specific Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Shabazz Napier
1	1 Vote	Boko Haram Abduct Dozens of Wasted Fans Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	The Realities of Being the Only One Who Thinks My Lunch Should Be Force-Fed
1	1 Vote	Mr.Rabbit Has Been Living in a Tree
1	1 Vote	Bono Apologizes for Jason Aldean Hookup "Lapse in Judgment"
1	1 Vote	You're Sexting and You Might Possibly Be an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus for Molesting 12-Year-Old Son While Partner Directed

—	1 Vote	You've Heard of Butter Boards, Now It's Time Fans Adapted to MLB's Imperfect Playoff Format
—	1 Vote	"Deal of Century" Establishes Palestinian State, Jewish Control of the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus Has Reportedly Just DISAPPEARED
—	1 Vote	Bomber Jackets Are Still Torn
—	1 Vote	Observations of a SOLAR EMPIRE II
—	1 Vote	These 15 Cities Have the Most Ridiculous Skating Tricks

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