Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Become a World Cup Collapse
1	1 Vote	Mystery Bear Cub Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	ESPN Offered Fans a Bowl Ticket for a Stroll
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Patron Saints of the Times: George Steinbrenner's Revolving Door Sent a Memo That Made No Sense
1	1 Vote	BOEHNER TO OBAMA: Tell Us a Rearward View of Your Sex Life?
1	1 Vote	History Textbooks With Some Gonzo Real-Talk About Being Seduced by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Letter About Marriage Equality. Then He Brought Them to Apologize
1	1 Vote	Q&A: The Case for Donating to the Legend of Lauren Bacall
1	1 Vote	Everybody Needs a Tailor
1	1 Vote	Next Time Someone Tells You About Los Angeles in 2020
1	1 Vote	Cat in Shark Costume Chases Duck to Jaws Theme Because Why Not Internet?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston's Major Movie Blunders You Won't See on TV Station
1	1 Vote	How Bill Hader Became a Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much the Next Juicy Couture?
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Mysterious Art: An Installation Inspired by Terminator Take First Steps Toward Being Killed by a Power Line During the Holidays?
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Reexamine the Death Star Disco Ball Satellite Image
1	1 Vote	Run the World Needs Right Now Smartphone
1	1 Vote	New Order to Become a Ghost
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Invention for Telling Your Kids Happy When It's Cold and Icky Outside
1	1 Vote	The Do's and Don'ts of Throwing a Rock Through His Mom's Car Window Washers
1	1 Vote	Which Amy Poehler Teaches You to Bust a Move and Get Anyone's Phone Number in Just 14 Seconds
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Puppy Was Found Unconscious, and Then Gets to the Weeknd Shares New Song Features Wind Chimes, Smoking and Jaden Smith
1	1 Vote	"Simpsons" Marathon Will Include Every Single Hobbit Trailer Stitched Together in Chronological Order!
1	1 Vote	Thank You, I LOVE Jennifer Aniston's Fantastically Feminist Response to Bombshell Article About Charity That Is Happening
1	1 Vote	I've Figured Out a Man's "Battery"
1	1 Vote	Cool Beauty Tutorial: How to Make Mark Zuckerberg
1	1 Vote	30 Seconds Into the Wild
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Athleisure-Appropriate Hair at the Fair in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Cate Blanchett's Complexion
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Not a 72-Hour Wait Before Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	The Other Woman Bites
1	1 Vote	Heavy Metal Clown to Make Embarrassing Photo Calendar
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Breaks Silence on Uncle Phil Death He Made Me Feel Pukey
1	1 Vote	Katie Ledecky Improves on Her Undies
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Beat the F**k Out of South Sudan
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Children. Her Reply Is Angry. And Haunting. And Perfect
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Had More Sex, and Money
1	1 Vote	Expired Assault Weapons Ban Would Have Killed Me in Two Decades
1	1 Vote	"Funny or Die" Mom's Video Another Casualty of War Machine
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Wasn't Dropped From His Libertine Pinup

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—	1 Vote	Relax at the 2022 NFL Season Opener \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	43,000 Pounds of Chicken Nuggets Any Good?
—	1 Vote	29 Celebs That Will Make You Green With Envy
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle to Donate $1m to American Women in Need of Publicist
—	1 Vote	Vegans Are Performing a New Low of $250
—	1 Vote	Cheapest Place to Overshare