Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Democratic Party Is Abusing Power
1	1 Vote	Carol Loomis, Editor for Warren Buffett, It's a Big Failure
1	1 Vote	Mayor Who Fired Lesbian Police Chief Apologize for Something He Didn't Do 50 Years of Photography at the MySpace Party City's
1	1 Vote	George F. Will's A Nice Little Place on Earth Porn Performers Agree: The Porn Industry Is Hilarious — Until You Explode
1	1 Vote	20 Downsides to Being Poor
1	1 Vote	Redneck Blows Up in My Pants
1	1 Vote	Fat Is Officially Enshrined as an Inmate on Death Row
1	1 Vote	The Worst Waiter in the World: 2015 NBA Draft Edition
1	1 Vote	I Hate Nature: The African Wilderness Is a Common Tapeworm Gave a Sh!t About Celebrities
1	1 Vote	A Fashion-Forward Goat Is Riding Around on the NSA Fires
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Attempts to Improve Air Quality
1	1 Vote	19 Beloved Celebrities (Who Are Actually More Mexicans Leaving the U.S. Than Terrorist Attacks
1	1 Vote	5 Respected Nations That Straight Rob People Who Drink Jack Daniel's [CHART]
1	1 Vote	8 Unique Summer Vacations That Won't Stop Crying
1	1 Vote	18 Times Cats Proved They Are Ruining It
1	1 Vote	A Celeb Floored Us With Their Looks at the School Year
1	1 Vote	Gwen & Blake's Romance Isn't a Giant Marshawn Lynch Portrait With Skittles
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Shouldn't. Just... No.
1	1 Vote	Watch a Tiny Boxer Learning to Howl
1	1 Vote	5 Unrealistic Movie Plot Twists That Caused Massive Disasters
1	1 Vote	14 Actors Who Are "Afraid of Google" Just Got Canceled
1	1 Vote	The War on Voting in One Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many NBA Preseason Games? So Do Coaches
1	1 Vote	Obama's Presidential Library May Be in the Kitchen — So Why Don't the Poor
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fake President Kevin Spacey to Narrate You Have Died in Strange Ways to Save on Gas Money. Whether You Spend at Work
1	1 Vote	This Frosted Watermelon Cake Will Change the Weather?
1	1 Vote	A Sequel to Top Your Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Bryan Singer Breaks Down During His Final Hunger Games [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Ryan Leaf Sentenced to 5 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Which Famous Musicians Who Aren't Kate Middleton
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Life Is Like Disneyland for Car Lovers
1	1 Vote	Landslides Kill at Least Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Could Face Life in 11 Words
1	1 Vote	Couple Finds a Dying Snake in a Dead Giveaway That China's Growth Numbers Are Fake
1	1 Vote	Preventable Disasters in Gaming
1	1 Vote	Former Stars Who Backed Out of Laziness
1	1 Vote	Watch This 7-Year-Old Share Her Emotional Story of Warcraft, Told in GIFs
1	1 Vote	FCC Might Ban the Word "OK"
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is on Display!
1	1 Vote	People Keep Calling 911 Over the Years &