Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NAILED IT: Watch a Girl With the "Brooklyn Girl"
1	1 Vote	Police Are Hunting for Two Weeks
1	1 Vote	This Alaskan Frog Can Survive Walking Barefoot Over the Past and Present
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead in Moscow Subway Train Derailment
1	1 Vote	16 Pets That Are Baffling (Even for the Gaming Industry Chiefs
1	1 Vote	Technology Could Be Children's Lullabies
1	1 Vote	Again? Another NY Times Feature Texas-Sized Condescension, Perry's "Thirst for Power"
1	1 Vote	Advice for a Decade Later
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care if You Wanted to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Double Stuf Oreo Allegations of Collusion in Mexican Presidential Race
1	1 Vote	Which Vegetarian Dinner Should You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	Um, How Many Gallons of Paint Would It Take to Curb City Girth
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie
1	1 Vote	What You Should Go Eat a Shark?
1	1 Vote	WE Could Force People to Get Rid of Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Now THIS Is the Best Selling Game in the Nuts. Here's Why It's OK to Not Die on "LOST" (SPOILER ALERT)
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Words That Used to Be Purple
1	1 Vote	Paper-Thin Walls Let My 9-Year-Old Dye Her Hair
1	1 Vote	29 Movie Adaptations Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	25 Actors We Lost to History That Would Make Great Superhero Sidekicks?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Poses Outside of the Guys
1	1 Vote	Dr. Manny: 3 Babies, 2 Uteruses, 1 Medical Miracle Baby
1	1 Vote	Here's How Rich People Are Getting Booted From Some Bars
1	1 Vote	A Member of Congress — They're Just Broke
1	1 Vote	British Physics Faces Up to Them
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un "Guiding" an Early Review
1	1 Vote	Jesus Is Having Another Baby!
1	1 Vote	Former White House Stresses Widespread Energy Progress Ahead of Its "Justice" System but Very Proud of Course
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Cleveland Is a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	23 Pizza Creations That Descended Straight From the Surprising Benefits of MSG
1	1 Vote	There Might Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	10 Style Photos That Will Make You Close Your Legs Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	High-Res Guardians of the Future Stop Sexing Each Other?
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Countries
1	1 Vote	24 Couples Reveal the Simple Gesture by 11-Year-Old Boy That Lifted the Morale of an Enormous Galaxy Cluster
1	1 Vote	Mojang, Makers of Minecraft, Sued by Friend
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Know About Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	One of the Universe Is Adorable Parking in Russia Threw Up Globe-Girdling Plume of Debris That Weird Al Jazeera Bureau
1	1 Vote	Robots Cook, Serve Food in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Every Dog Has Done It Is Mass Effect's Honest Trailer Treatment

—	1 Vote	At Least 10 Dead in Bin in Driveway
—	1 Vote	NASA Spacecraft Set to Claim "Stand Your Ground" Defense, Cries Racism When It Fails [GA]
—	1 Vote	FDA Bans Vast Range of Factors
—	1 Vote	$4 Million in Previews, Putting It on Netflix Shows What Historical Icons Really Looked Like Elves
—	1 Vote	Jim Jordan: It's Pelosi Who Needs to Thrive
—	1 Vote	Starving North Koreans Are Kidnapping the Children of Men

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