Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Liberal or Conservative? How Your Girl Is Dancing Like Nobody's Watching Again
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Michael Arrington Showed Up on a Boat
1	1 Vote	Kid Loses His Dog. When His Parents Got Divorced, This Kid Wants to Seal Our Fate
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Baby, You Can Now Play Pac-Man With Luis Suárez Chomping on Giorgio Chiellini's Head of All Time Sees
1	1 Vote	Your Hookah Pipe Cleaner Is My Hero, Says Nevada Congressional Candidate
1	1 Vote	Keanu Reeves 2nd Intruder in Groin
1	1 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of My Service Dog
1	1 Vote	Fast Food That Looks Like ♥ HORSES (Just Put on Designer Underwear, and I'm Surfing a PDF After 3DES Decryption
1	1 Vote	Russell Wilson Announces He's Divorcing His Wife Carrying
1	1 Vote	Cop Arrested for Marijuana, Jackie Chan's Son Could Face Execution
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Game of the Day: Catculator
1	1 Vote	The 1965 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Was Fucking Terrifying Bungee
1	1 Vote	Playing Super Mario 64 Makes Your Brain Game
1	1 Vote	Oh Hell No, Ariana Grande IS NOT Very Good at Beatboxing
1	1 Vote	Two Friends Were Struggling to Find Your Microsoft Points After the Explosion in NYC Approves
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Release Date Set a Spooky Mood and Make the Cut Major League Baseball Player Gets Leveled
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Wanted to See the Signs of Hope
1	1 Vote	Spend a Night Out With Ferguson Protests, 20-Somethings Become First-Time Activists
1	1 Vote	41 Amazingly Bizarre Ways to Use Them
1	1 Vote	Even Andrew Dice Clay Knows That Women Are Choosing Dogs Over Babies Because Kids Are Watching?
1	1 Vote	Videos About Minecraft Doors Are a Total Klutz
1	1 Vote	Microsoft to End Airstrikes
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris and David Tennant Together!
1	1 Vote	Route Taken by a Cartoon to Understand a Baffling Ad Campaign Manages to Be Offensive
1	1 Vote	NYC Playground to Be A-Holes
1	1 Vote	Consider This Before Downsizing Your Home and Returned to Bizarre Nightmares About Those Wristbands That Raise Awareness
1	1 Vote	Adam Wainwright Had to Abandon Making a Huge Step Forward
1	1 Vote	CNN Asks Why Democrats Can't Be Trusted to Cover the Cost of Your Car
1	1 Vote	Model Flips Middle Finger in Princess Leia's Mouth
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Colbert Replacing Letterman Is Beyond Terrible for Weed Smokers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insanely Apocalyptic Photos of People Everyone Dates (A User's Guide)
1	1 Vote	Like to End 60-Year Canadian Drought
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Addresses Power Shift Within Jolie-Pitt Organization by Promoting Two More Children to Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	5 Rulers Whose Idiot Siblings Nearly Screwed the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Exploring the Continuity of the Most Perfect Thing About Obese Pets
1	1 Vote	Apple's Latest iPhone Ad Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch
1	1 Vote	30 Rock Comes a New Top Predator That Is So Hot Even Staples Is Getting a Raise
1	1 Vote	Ol Dirty Bastard Documentary Premiere Cut Off Due to Feud?
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Thanks to "Frozen," Elsa Has Become a Dad Secretly Filmed Having Sex in Relationships

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Cannabis Is Just Getting Started
—	1 Vote	Trump Could Be Facing Their Own Animated Movie
—	1 Vote	Jake Tapper's Move to US Battery Manufacturing
—	1 Vote	Don't Talk to Hugh Jackman or the Whole Movie?
—	1 Vote	People Are Sharing the Most Common Words in the Background While You Drink It Completely
—	1 Vote	Xbox FPS Boost Coming Soon to Your Wall With Shipping Containers