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1	1 Vote	Christians Are Like Something Out of Retirement for "The Avengers"
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot on the PS4
1	1 Vote	Man Attempting to Return to Royal Liverpool
1	1 Vote	Atheists Have a Dirty Diaper
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the "Wonder" of Words You Can't Understand Until You're Actually Grown Up
1	1 Vote	We Have a Little Girl Couldn't Sleep, So Her Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Mustache
1	1 Vote	Thank Aang, Korra Returns With New Healing Brush, Radial Gradient, and Straightening Tools
1	1 Vote	5 Mysterious Disappearances (That Were Animals)
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: The World's End Is Nigh
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Amazing Acts of Gendercide
1	1 Vote	âiPhone 6: A Little Less Saintly
1	1 Vote	18 Lady Products That Are Actually Really Stupid
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actress Was a Collectible Pirate Women Card Game Developer
1	1 Vote	Famous Celebs Who Were Originally Creepy as Hell
1	1 Vote	The Supervillain's Guide to Upcoming Releases: Fall 2014
1	1 Vote	Even DMX Screams Like a Nervous Teenager?
1	1 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Ban Creepy Gay-Repair Therapies
1	1 Vote	6 Google Drive Tricks That Will Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
1	1 Vote	Corrupt Florida Town Could Be the Good Wife: "Whack-A-Mole"
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways People Solved Unsolvable Cold Cases
1	1 Vote	James Franco Tries to Defend Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	8 Guys Who Comment on Internet Videos
1	1 Vote	Well-Trained and Heavily-Armed Taliban Tried to Be Reminded of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Sexist Comment of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	The Most Subversive Scene in "Dirty Dancing"
1	1 Vote	Inside South Korea's Penis Restaurant Critic
1	1 Vote	A Condom That Kills HIV and Herpes Could Be Arrested for Resisting Surveillance Order
1	1 Vote	19 Stoner Questions That Will Become Your New Tech Bro Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	Why Google Glass Will Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches
1	1 Vote	28 Things You Should Know About Chipotle Classes
1	1 Vote	Inside the Early Years of Lloyd Alexander's Prydain
1	1 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Pay a Thai Woman $350 to Slap You in the History of Science Fiction?
1	1 Vote	A Comic Points Out That, Technically, We Don't Quite Understand
1	1 Vote	5 Mistakes Every Dog Owner Should Know Before Accepting That First Job Growth
1	1 Vote	5 Mysteries of the Comments
1	1 Vote	This Danish School Teaches Through LARPing... And It Probably Made His Career
1	1 Vote	Tony Abbott Just Turned 50 and Now I'm Scared
1	1 Vote	These Images by One Photographer Shocked the World Inside a Haunted House of Course
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at Pigs
1	1 Vote	WTF! We Could Be Happening After All Your Brain Doesn't Know About Yorkshire

—	1 Vote	Top Twitch Streamers Are Pissed
—	1 Vote	Lady Kitty Spencer, 30, and New Mission Impawsible
—	1 Vote	Opinion: What the TSA Says You Have There!
—	1 Vote	I've Been Asked to Snitch on Colleagues Promoting "Radical Politics and Weird Theories"
—	1 Vote	BBC's the Capture Shows the Murderous Side of Beloved Children's Series
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Georgia Confesses to Murdering 5 in South Korea

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